"I'm a lifeguard - here's my surprisingly simple tip on how to survive if you're caught in a riptide" - Upgoat

"I'm a lifeguard - here's my surprisingly simple tip on how to survive if you're caught in a riptide"
submitted by paul_neri to Surfing 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 01:12:01 ago (+3/-3) (www.dailymail.co.uk)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-12195839/Im-lifeguard-Heres-surprisingly-simple-tip-survive-caught-riptide.html

[ - ] Trollasaurus 1 point 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 02:17:33 ago (+1/-0)

I avoid this by simply staying away from large bodies of water. If we were meant for water, we'd have gills. Best to admire from a distance.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 01:56:15 ago (+1/-0)

Just float on your back and wait for that first shark to bite the fuck out of you.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 01:25:21 ago (+1/-0)

Flatten out, keep air in your lungs and angle off to the side going with the flow...one of the 1st basics with S.C.U.B.A.,...FYI...the ultimate rule of "water" is "never panic".

[ - ] SweetChicken 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 19:48:03 ago (+0/-0)

Just swim parallel to the beach. Voila!

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 02:53:44 ago (+0/-0)

I love this info graphic in the article. It shows a nigger...swimming. LoLz.

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