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Soy hits a deer

submitted by big_fat_dangus to Soyboys 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 18:06:33 ago (+72/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/im0x1b.mp4



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[ - ] Aze 30 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 18:21:17 ago (+30/-0)

This is the response of a typical female brain.
Soy really does some horrible shit to people.

[ - ] Belfuro 3 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 20:53:05 ago (+3/-0)

Why is it even filming itself?

[ - ] winners_history 3 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 21:52:51 ago (+3/-0)

...and how do you fuck up a dashcam to make it produce reversed images? It usually takes a 13-yo girl with a "smartphone" to do that.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 2 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 20:54:36 ago (+2/-0)

Vanity

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 20:56:31 ago (+1/-0)

Likes etc.

It's echo chamber will applaud its bravery in such an anxiety inducing PTSD situation.

[ - ] NorthAmericanPorchMonkey 1 point 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 04:31:35 ago (+2/-1)

He's too soy to own a gun so he hopes a little camera will prevent a nigger from blowing his head off in the event he gets carjacked.

[ - ] froggy 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 09:25:54 ago (+0/-0)

Might be an Uber driver who keeps the cameras for protection? Car really dirty for it though

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 17 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 18:39:13 ago (+17/-0)

All around faggot

[ - ] Fascinus 8 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 19:32:16 ago (+8/-0)

Big time.

[ - ] deleted 10 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 19:26:26 ago (+10/-0)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 5 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 19:27:51 ago (+5/-0)

Better hope so, from the sound of it.

[ - ] observation1 9 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 18:23:44 ago (+9/-0)

I wonder if the insurance company leaked this.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 20:47:34 ago (+2/-0)

Out of their asshole?

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 6 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 20:55:53 ago (+6/-0)

I get upset if I hit an animal too. I hate that I've injured or killed a little critter. When I've hit a deer, I haven't screamed like a bitch though. I've cussed like a sailor.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 20:58:58 ago (+3/-0)

I usually just say "I guess they won't be doing that again"

I once hit a parrot and it's head popped off and rolled down the highway and I said while laughing "that's usin your head!"

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 19:10:21 ago (+0/-0)

I am more impressed that he can get his voice so high for so long.

I mean most 12 yo girls cant do that.

[ - ] Clubberlang 6 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 20:46:55 ago (+6/-0)

It saw a sign that said there are only 2 genders.

It didn't care about the dear.

[ - ] con77 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 00:26:27 ago (+0/-0)

haaa! fucker!

[ - ] jules_voight 6 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 20:29:12 ago (+6/-0)

I acted that same way last time I hit a deer, but only because the fucker put a hole in my radiator.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 6 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 19:06:22 ago (+7/-1)

This is pretty much me when I accidentally kill a bug.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 8 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 19:12:03 ago (+8/-0)

That is precisely why wahmen can never be effective leaders.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 19:15:06 ago (+5/-1)

I have no problem stomping on cluster Bs like you, as you’ll recall.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 8 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 19:25:55 ago (+8/-0)

Ah yes, there's that peak femoid delusion. As I recall what actually happened is you got thot patrolled hard, then pissed and moaned about it for two days straight. Proving FURTHER that wahmen cannot be leaders.

[ - ] uvulectomy 17 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 20:06:10 ago (+18/-1)

You two realize this isn't your personal marriage counseling platform, right?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 6 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 20:07:34 ago (+6/-0)

I might loosen her choker if she behaves. No promises.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 21:00:51 ago (+1/-0)

Don't travel Texas in the summer.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 10:06:53 ago (+0/-0)

And yet you eat vegan slop that kill thousands of bugs to be made.
Hypocrisy, thy name is retarded trend following femoids

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 19:11:14 ago (+1/-0)

Bet he is one of those vegans who eat fish.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 22:15:41 ago (+0/-0)

It’s a “woman”, it claims

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 10 monthsJun 21, 2023 05:06:30 ago (+0/-0)

And I am a a guy who the IRS owns 1 Billion §.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 10 monthsJun 21, 2023 14:17:58 ago (+0/-0)

More probable than the poojeet tranny Helena being a snow White woman

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 10:11:12 ago (+0/-0)

All you have to do to prove me a hypocrite is establish that I kill more animals eating a salad than you when you eat a steak. Good luck. Hitler and I are waiting.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 10:30:33 ago (+1/-0)

Hahahahaha hahahahaha do you hear yourself?
You killed 10,000 bugs eating your disgusting soy “protein” bar. I eat a steak that comes from one cow. One animal. My beautiful healthy cow that provides nutrition for my family and me.
Seethe with your cholesterol lacking low iq vegan brain.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 10:32:30 ago (+0/-0)

Cow !== bug

Do you understand that equation?

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 18:09:52 ago (+1/-0)

A bug is a living creature. Do you understand your hypocrisy?

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 4 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 20:10:18 ago (+4/-0)

It didn't even go through the windshield. What the fuck is the faggot's problem? Oh there's a camera.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 20:55:12 ago (+3/-0)

Suprised it didn't primp before it's stage performance.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 19:11:58 ago (+0/-0)

And he still uploaded it, so wasn't too concerned about the animal me thinks

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 3 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 23:51:02 ago (+3/-0)

He hasn't been that upset since his wife's boyfriend dumped her.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 00:28:29 ago (+1/-0)

You give him way too much credit.

The only puss that guy has seen has been on PornHub.

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 03:12:27 ago (+0/-0)

As someone around here once said, he ain't had pussy since it had him.

[ - ] psykx 3 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 21:14:55 ago (+3/-0)

I hit a deer a couple winters ago. My response was MOTHERFUCKER YOU PIECE OF SHIT. I probably crushed it's pelvis but it ran off into the woods. I was only going 35. Did about $2500 worth of damage to my car.

[ - ] clymer 3 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 20:37:12 ago (+3/-0)

by the looks of that car interior, the prick could not afford a tremendous amount of meat. He should have stuffed it into the hatch, took it home and watched a youtube video showing him how to field dress it, then take that skipper to a processor and gotten back 50 - 75 lbs of venison for the 50 dollar processing fee. I picked up a recent venison kill from road side a few years back and did just that.

[ - ] Clubberlang 6 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 21:00:09 ago (+6/-0)

could not afford a tremendous amount of meat.

Not the kind of meat your thinking of.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 22:55:35 ago (+2/-0)

Damn. Free venison and all he can do is scream and cry?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 10 monthsJun 21, 2023 08:43:50 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] dulcima 1 point 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 23:15:38 ago (+1/-0)

The fact he has a fragrance tree in his car confirms gay. Anyone who has those things in their car is an utter faggot.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 19:08:35 ago (+0/-0)

All that vegan bullshit you did in the past 5 years for nothing.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 18:51:57 ago (+0/-0)

What a fucking embarrassment. And to top it off he shared it online as if it is something to be praised rather than mocked. How shameless can he be?

[ - ] KingsPawn 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 09:56:03 ago (+0/-0)

gay

[ - ] anrach 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 09:46:24 ago (+0/-0)

Is this real life?

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 04:14:27 ago (+0/-0)

We did that once and didn't cry. I did feel bad though. Mostly cuz my suv was fucked.

[ - ] Trickthegoyim 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 04:04:27 ago (+0/-0)

Thos is gold. You know how many edits we can make from this?

[ - ] con77 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 00:24:58 ago (+0/-0)

I wouldnt expect anyone but a high school girl to act like that

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 00:03:57 ago (+0/-0)

It'd be borderline acceptable if he was worried about damage to his car.

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 18:17:14 ago (+4/-5)

Mabe he's upset that the bumper is bent out of shape now?
That kind of work is just expensive enough that it'll eat into your $500 copay, and the insurance will cover the rest, maybe $50... and now your rates just went up.

I would cry like a faggot too.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 9 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 19:08:05 ago (+10/-1)

Any man would respond with "Son of a bitch mother fucking nigger deer cock sucking piece of shit" on and on. Only a woman or soy boy screams like this. Tell me you are a pussy without telling me you are a pussy.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 19:38:34 ago (+4/-3)

Don't lie. $500 is your life's savings. You are saving up to buy the Rick and Morty DVD box set.

You wouldn't cry like a fag. You'd cry like a troon who finally got surgery to get your dick cut off. But, when you look down, you find out the surgeon accidentally gave you a bigger dick.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 4 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 19:40:59 ago (+5/-1)

Project harder soy cunt

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 21:23:53 ago (+2/-0)

collecting fiat currency is for the feeble minded

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 20:40:54 ago (+1/-0)

Nope, that's the exact response. Also, fuck it free venison.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 20:52:55 ago (+2/-0)

Had that happen in Kalamazoo the guy was like I gotta show you something I found this morning.

Took me to his garage and had a full dead deer laying on the ground.

He's like I know deer seasons over but do you want some of the meat?

I was like niggaaa you know I want some venison!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 20:49:59 ago (+1/-0)

FUCKING BAMBI FAGGOT JEW DEER!!

[ - ] Trollasaurus 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 02:24:16 ago (+0/-0)

Anytime I see a city idiot say deer are beautiful all I can think about is that time I had to replace a headlight and the windshield after hitting one. The headlight assembly was like $100 and the glass + installation was another $400. Not to mention the other half a dozen times they jumped out in front of me and I almost hit them. Fuck deer. Hunt them to extinction. Asshole nigger deer.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 19:41:10 ago (+3/-0)

The last time I hit a deer, I cursed like a madman, got out and kicked the shit out of its jellied carcass. I was furious. That was a 4k body shop bill.

[ - ] FacelessOne 3 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 19:59:56 ago (+3/-0)

kicks dead deer

Winning can sometimes be a curse

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 20:28:42 ago (+3/-0)

Nearly every bone was broken so it flopped around and jiggled with each kick. Pretty gross, actually.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 20:54:14 ago (+1/-0)

Duely?

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 20:49:12 ago (+2/-0)

I would cry like a faggot too.

You'd cry like a faggot without the gay scenario you typed.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 18:40:08 ago (+1/-0)

And it's his mom's car so...

[ - ] Master_Foo 6 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 18:54:36 ago (+6/-0)

Nah, with a cam setup like that, he's an Uber driver.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 20:48:09 ago (+1/-0)

Junk yard 150 bucks no jews involved.

[ - ] GayPatriot1969 -2 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2023 21:02:54 ago (+1/-3)

That kind of looks like my boyfriend XD

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2023 19:12:30 ago (+0/-0)

Are you sure thats a boy?