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Lol, splat!

submitted by lord_nougat to Niggers 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 16:29:51 ago (+45/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/pcyr3p.mp4



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[ - ] SirNiggsalot 15 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 17:23:47 ago (+15/-0)

6.5
Sloppy form , but he stuck the landing nicely

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 21:20:41 ago (+2/-0)

🤣

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 13:37:53 ago (+0/-0)

I would have preferred a swan dive. 5.0

[ - ] JudyStroyer 8 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 18:20:40 ago (+8/-0)

"Ok, bring out the next one!"

[ - ] con77 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 19:03:17 ago (+4/-0)

HHHAAAAAA!!!

[ - ] BulletStopper 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 10:01:07 ago (+4/-0)

We need to make this the next tik-tok challange.

[ - ] dulcima 6 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 17:09:05 ago (+6/-0)

WTF? Was that suicide or did he think he was going for a nice swim?

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 12 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 17:11:13 ago (+12/-0)

Lol, as if it had the capacity to independently think!

[ - ] goatfugee12 7 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 18:39:14 ago (+7/-0)

Lol, as if it had the capacity to independently swim!

[ - ] JudyStroyer 7 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 18:21:37 ago (+8/-1)

Lol, best swimming nigger I've ever seen! He didn't even go under!

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 18:07:14 ago (+4/-0)

Media does this to stupid people. They believe in movie physics. You wouldn't believe the amount of women who think they can beat up a dude with +50lbs over them.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 21:24:34 ago (+1/-0)

I've seem them.


250lb fatties think they can take on a normal sized dude.

The only thing that overpowered the guy was her cat stench.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 21:23:00 ago (+3/-0)

Was a future structural engineer.

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 00:34:21 ago (+0/-0)

more like
former future structural engineer

[ - ] Inward 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 22:11:01 ago (+2/-0)

Niggers know they can't swim.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 19:44:05 ago (+3/-0)

That nigger did a flip! Good job nigger. Nice form. Good technique. Do it again............ahahahahhaahaha!!!!!!

[ - ] system 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 19:20:23 ago (+5/-2)

Gore tag applied, mod status unapplied. No point in having abilities to tag other's posts you can't tag your own stuff. It sets a bad example.

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 19:49:45 ago (+4/-0)

It's a nigger, but I don't see any gore.

[ - ] system 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 20:13:09 ago (+4/-1)

The point of the tag system is so people can disable certain content if they choose depending on preference or environment.. and this definitely falls under gore. It's disrespectful to people who rely on it to filter content, and not enforcing the system makes it irrelevant. However I consider it a minor infraction (if not adult content) and I usually apply the appropriate tag and move on. This is a top post though and nougat is a mod, not a good look if I just let it be. So as much as I just wanted to look the other way, I felt forced to take action. OH well.

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 20:27:07 ago (+3/-0)

It's your site. I disagree with your actions and your judgement on when you should "take action".

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 00:32:54 ago (+1/-0)

this seems like a warning type situation imo

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 19:39:48 ago (+0/-0)

It's reddit power mod shift change

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 00:10:56 ago (+2/-0)

That's a bit rough - though I do understand some people don't like to see this stuff (did not notice the lack of gore tag myself). You did unban dangus, so...

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 00:04:46 ago (+2/-0)

Good thing there wasn't much water or he would have drowned.

[ - ] cb1 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 20:35:53 ago (+2/-0)

Do a flip

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 10:49:32 ago (+1/-0)

niggers

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 10:43:06 ago (+1/-0)

For once it didn't drown.

[ - ] Hermes 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 18:01:40 ago (+2/-0)

hahahahah just why?

[ - ] herbert_west 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 03:23:38 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 01:11:51 ago (+1/-0)

Do niggers have the agency for suicide?
This has to be drug induced.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 23:39:01 ago (+1/-0)

A groidal gainer!

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 21:46:03 ago (+1/-0)

Is he gonna be ok?

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 22:41:34 ago (+1/-0)

I doubt it. They caint swam!

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 21:27:48 ago (+1/-0)

Nigger probably saw some old Looney Tunes cartoons where they high dive into a bucket of water and are totally fine.

I'll be fine, there's some water there. SPLAT

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 20:48:51 ago (+0/-0)

Or he thought he was in Minecraft.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 21:21:20 ago (+1/-0)

I'm guessing these are the beginnings of Wakanda rooftops?

[ - ] RedBarchetta 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 20:18:36 ago (+1/-0)

What in the fuck was that? Other than the obvious.

[ - ] 12098 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 16:50:29 ago (+1/-0)

This can't be real

[ - ] con77 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 19:04:30 ago (+3/-0)

yes. they are that stupid

[ - ] Thisismyaccount 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 16:47:11 ago (+1/-0)

9.0 for the belly flop.

[ - ] Inward 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 22:12:53 ago (+0/-0)

Took you long enough to get fired.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 20:47:54 ago (+0/-0)

More proof of the 15 second nigger.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 16:32:57 ago (+1/-2)

Needs gore label

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 15 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 17:06:50 ago (+15/-0)

I disagree. No humans were harmed in the making of this video.

[ - ] Inward 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 22:16:28 ago (+2/-0)

What are you going to do with all your free time? Public firing is officially a policy with system.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 16:57:59 ago (+2/-0)

I can give less of a fuck now. And you speak truth.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 17:30:13 ago (+2/-1)

Animals are still gore. You wouldn’t put a gore tag on a video of puppies being killed?

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 10 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 17:38:27 ago (+10/-0)

Dammit, Marie. They're minerals!!

Besides, everyone loves puppies. Nobody loves niggers

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 18:27:16 ago (+2/-1)

Somebodies lovin niggers cause they keep reproducing.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 19:10:03 ago (+3/-0)

Don't equate rape with love.

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 21:26:36 ago (+4/-0)

I mean if they were puppies but this is like watching someone throw a bag of shit over a bridge.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 18:00:18 ago (+2/-0)

That depends. Is it a video of, say, someone starting their car and leaving it running in the garage where a puppy lays down and goes to sleep, then dies in it's sleep, or is it a video of fauci letting fleas eat the face off of puppies faces?
The first one may be sad but there is no gore. The second one is nothing but gore.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 6 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 16:51:28 ago (+6/-0)

What gore?

[ - ] Inward 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 22:14:30 ago (+1/-0)

The nigger's name was Gore.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 17:30:39 ago (+0/-1)

The gore is implied.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 18:44:06 ago (+5/-0)

You want to flag implications now?

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 21:27:50 ago (+2/-0)

I want to flag feefeez bigot!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 10:47:34 ago (+0/-0)

I want a gore warning when Im about to watch a nigger die. Its not that complicated. Stop jewing the argument.

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 23:55:37 ago (+0/-0)

ok karen