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Friday night Im watching Jesse Waters Primetime

submitted by con77 to owned 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 13:54:05 ago (+6/-0)     (owned)

they show a segment on San Francisco and how the quality of life has disappeared in the democrat run shithole.

In it they mention that the city is short 500 cops! They showed a brief clip of the chief wearing 4 stars on his collar like he led the invasion of Fortress Europe.

After the show I called the SFPD. A woman answers the phone. I explain that I just finished watrching the segment on SF on the Jessie waters show.

She skeptically says "yeeeah?" I say " I have a solution! The Chief just needs more stars on his collar!". I couldnt help myself. I burst out laughing. HARD!

SFPD non emergency # 415-553-0123


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[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 15:11:21 ago (+2/-0)

6 pointed stars might do the trick

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 16:03:24 ago (+1/-0)

THe problem is not more police however. The problem is light sentences.

If everyone who got caught stealing or selling or using drugs was certain to get 20 years, scumbags would leave the city.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 18:49:21 ago (+0/-0)

preceded by a good old fashioned slave whipping

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 19:04:47 ago (+1/-0)

Look, if we sterilized people arrested for these crimes the problem would be 80% solved in 2 generations.
Sure whipping is fun. But is is never going to solve the problem. Eugenics

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 19:08:37 ago (+1/-0)

Fine. Whipped to death.

Everybody wins!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 19:11:04 ago (+2/-0)

I feel like we should put billionaires and the worst of the political class in a zoo exhibition.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2023 22:50:50 ago (+1/-0)

Ooh, Bear vs. Eagle vs. The rich could be fun to watch!