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I've noticed a lot of talk about guns, but no talk about shooting. do you clowns even have ammo for your guns?

submitted by HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers to AskGoats 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 14:46:53 ago (+3/-8)     (AskGoats)

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[ - ] inaminit 10 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 14:49:39 ago (+10/-0)*

[ - ] Freespeechplease 6 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 15:01:22 ago (+6/-0)

Probably not. I lost it all ina terrible boating accident.

I was out in the water one day with every gun and bullet I own,as I normally do.... And tragedy struck, The weather turned, the wave's got tall, and my boat sank with all those things on board.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] -5 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 16:22:18 ago (+0/-5)

And you'll NEVER use them again in any situation, right?

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 18:09:12 ago (+2/-0)

Like you've ever used yours.

This is a tallest_skil take if I've ever seen one.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] -3 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 21:48:04 ago (+0/-3)

Be less angry

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 23:07:29 ago (+1/-0)

Stop trying to copy tallest, you'll never be him.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] -1 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 23:49:22 ago (+0/-1)

Stop trying to copy living people by staying alive, you shouldn't be alive

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 23:54:55 ago (+1/-0)

Wow I must be really upset to cause you to react in this manner!

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 5 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 15:35:30 ago (+5/-0)

...ever since the Warren Commission I only have "magical bullets" that miraculously appear when needed.

[ - ] con77 5 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 15:26:33 ago (+5/-0)

I dip mine in pork blood

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 15:26:49 ago (+1/-0)

Based.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 20:49:33 ago (+1/-0)

Yummy!

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] -5 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 16:22:50 ago (+0/-5)

Sure you do libtard. Keep shit posting from your phone. One day you'll command armies from your phone

[ - ] Her0n 4 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 18:09:44 ago (+4/-0)

You're literally trying to do the same.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] -4 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 21:47:42 ago (+0/-4)

Definitely not. But that's quite the interesting confession you gave there

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 23:06:52 ago (+1/-0)

Confessing what exactly?

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] -2 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 23:50:34 ago (+0/-2)

That you're actually attempting and hoping that you'll command armies on your cellphone

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 23:55:46 ago (+1/-0)

By saying you personally won't be able to command anyone?

That dog don't hunt monsignor.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] -4 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 21:50:12 ago (+0/-4)

You and tens of millions of other think you, and just you, will rule the world from your cell phone after you Rambo the country single handedly.

You should definitely point a gun in your mouth towards your brain stem and pull the trigger. You are incredibly stupid for thinking that way

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 23:05:26 ago (+1/-0)

No thanks, my White family needs me and I enjoy living my life far too much.

Try harder at your antagonistic doomerism.

Tallest did it better

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 16:41:38 ago (+2/-0)

Not impossible.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] -4 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 21:48:58 ago (+0/-4)

Yes you and the 10s of millions of others who think THEY will be in charge after they rambo the whole country.

Some gun owners are fucking idiots

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 22:52:59 ago (+1/-0)

Never said that, dumbass. Maybe if you knew how to fucking read you wouldn't have wasted your time typing such a fucking ignorant comment.

Anyway...

Wait, you don't have anything of substance to reply to. Never mind lmfao.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 5 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 15:20:01 ago (+5/-0)

Don't give me a reason to break the seals because like milk, once you open it you have to use it.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] -4 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 16:23:05 ago (+0/-4)

Why?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 6 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 16:31:57 ago (+6/-0)

Once you pop you can't stop.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 17:40:02 ago (+2/-0)

ammo goes bad, it only has like a two week shelf life.

[ - ] Portmanure 5 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 15:14:16 ago (+5/-0)

Wait a second, guns don’t come with ammo? I have to go out and buy more accessories? That’s like selling cars without wheels. They should teach these things in school so people don’t make this mistake.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 20:51:39 ago (+2/-0)

Did someone say milkshake?

[ - ] gardella 5 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 15:12:16 ago (+5/-0)

lost all my bullets in a boating accident

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 15:19:35 ago (+3/-0)

Damn,the bad luck.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] -7 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 16:23:41 ago (+0/-7)

Oh wow I believe you. That will be your excuse for never, ever using your weapons. Got it.

(Pussy)

[ - ] Her0n 4 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 18:24:09 ago (+4/-0)

Give an example of when you used your guns

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] -4 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 21:46:45 ago (+0/-4)

There is no satisfactory answer I can give. You're too angry

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 23:06:14 ago (+2/-0)

You haven't then

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] -1 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 23:51:10 ago (+0/-1)

Calm the fuck down and stop having your fed post friends down vote my shit lol. Goddamn. This website is fucking crap

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 23:56:18 ago (+2/-0)

Now it's my fed friends downvoting you?

Jokes on you buddy, I don't have any friends

[ - ] xmasskull 5 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 14:50:41 ago (+5/-0)

Kind of a loaded, question,don't ya' think? yuk,yuk,yuk!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 4 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 20:49:14 ago (+4/-0)

What kind of a dumbass fedpost is this?

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] 1 point 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 21:44:52 ago (+2/-1)

Buy ammo you dumb poor bastard

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 3 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 15:26:34 ago (+3/-0)

Talk is cheap, ammo is expensive.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 18:20:56 ago (+1/-0)

Thats what 22s are for

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 19:32:55 ago (+1/-0)

And they even come in hollow points.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 15:20:24 ago (+3/-0)

Who can afford ammunition?

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 19:07:21 ago (+2/-0)

No, why?

[ - ] purityspiral 2 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 17:53:35 ago (+2/-0)

all I got is a slingshot

https://files.catbox.moe/0wlb27.jpg

[ - ] Seadevil110 2 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 16:53:42 ago (+2/-0)

What guns? What ammo?
I'm a Nam vet, don't like 'em.
FAFO.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 16:38:21 ago (+2/-0)

I go to the gun show every month, since 95’. If I see nothing I want, I at least buy a case of ammo. After 9-11, ammo spiked in price and it never came down. That just made me buy more. If my home ever caught fire, they would have to evacuate the town. I never shoot it, I just log it in the ledger, and laugh. I’ve begun spreading it out among friends and family because I’m just out of space to store it.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 17:02:09 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like you're a true friend.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 4 points 11 monthsJun 17, 2023 17:15:05 ago (+4/-0)

My friends are faggots that I badger to buy a rifle that can fire the ammo I’ve given them. I’m spreading it out all over Hell so when the Marxist government pussy’s come to take it, it won’t be here. They’ll never find what I buried in the woods

[ - ] deleted 0 points 11 monthsJun 18, 2023 11:53:27 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] MynxiMe 0 points 11 monthsJun 18, 2023 04:36:11 ago (+0/-0)

Nah. We just pay two dollars a bullet because we like metal jackets