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Anyone playing the new Zelda?

submitted by PencilLeadSyringe to gaming 11 monthsJun 13, 2023 20:59:01 ago (+12/-0)     (gaming)

Go ahead and call me a faggot for playing games as an adult man if you'd like. I'm aware of my flaws, and I know that wasting God-given time on video games is one of them (although I must say that I spend much less time these days than I used to- and hey, you're on your phone, aren't you?). I very rarely watch shows or movies because everything is kiked and I literally (using the actual definition) get physical reactions from the propaganda (just ask @gaperglory). It happens even with old stuff, decades old.

Anyhow, on to the topic at hand- I've always been a Zelda fan, and Nintendo fan in general. One of the reasons for this is, obviously, Nintendo has always made great games and I have fond memories of playing through some of their greatest hits while growing up. I generally like their game design philosophy and have always appreciated the quality embued into their products.

That being said, I've been playing the latest Zelda game and noticed a few peculiar things, namely the promotion of furry culture and beastiality. Anyone else notice this? In the game, princess Zelda is sent back in time due to events shown at the beginning, and she soon finds out that the founding rulers of the Kingdom of Hyrule (her ancestors) consisted of a Hylian (human) woman and King Rauru (anime goat man). Thoughts on this? Is this just weird Japanese anime shit?

I should have stated earlier, one of the other reasons I've always liked Nintendo is because they never used to bow down to the woke crowd or liberal propaganda. However, it seems that time has passed. Truly it's not even woke, it's far past that. Or does it get a pass because Japanese?


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[ - ] SecretHitler 5 points 11 monthsJun 13, 2023 21:09:32 ago (+5/-0)

Nintendo has always had weird shit like that but they typically keep the intent pretty wholesome imo.

Gaming is gay but I've wasted time on it too so I get it.

[ - ] PencilLeadSyringe [op] 3 points 11 monthsJun 13, 2023 21:25:05 ago (+3/-0)

Agreed on both points, they've always been wholesome for the most part, but I fear they're slowly going the Disney route. Nothing is sacred anymore but it's all good, maybe it will push me to do more worthwhile things. You're right, gaming is gay and I should probably pick up a real world hobby lmao.

It's a guilty pleasure that I grew up with that allowed me to escape the world, a world that wasn't super kind on my way in (not that much has changed). Everyone has vices and escapes, and truthfully gaming is a small fry in my life lol. It will probably be the last to go, or maybe nicotine 🤔

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 04:40:08 ago (+0/-0)

PencilLeadSyringe

Pretty late in the piece to activate one of those alts.

[ - ] PencilLeadSyringe [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 12:48:14 ago (+0/-0)

I'm sorry? I get what you're implying but I don't have the time, energy or care for alts sir. Believe what you'd like though.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 4 points 11 monthsJun 13, 2023 22:06:39 ago (+4/-0)

Yes i have been playing it, call me whatever. Its been the only worthwhile game i have played in a very long time

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 11 monthsJun 13, 2023 21:43:49 ago (+3/-0)

I always thought Nintendo was just japafying eurofolklore and not getting it right. Lots of gods appearing as animals and raping women in greco-roman mythology, but I never thought of it as beasiality. I think you're being overly sensitive. The left is obvious and retarded, whereas Zelda is just retarded. I quit after Majora's Mask. That shit was a nightmare.

[ - ] GhostCow 1 point 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 13:26:37 ago (+1/-0)

Playing games is ok, but you are a faggot for playing a shit game like Zelda

[ - ] purityspiral 1 point 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 08:09:43 ago (+1/-0)

The japanese are fucking weird.
They have sex stuff with octopi and are not strangers to beastfucking.

While I concur that, in general, pornography is a bad practice, but you can learn a lot about a culture by viewing their porn. Asians are a tad perverse. Like.. more than we are.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 05:51:21 ago (+1/-0)

It's ok to play games, but Nintendo is for kids and soyboys. There's so few games for adults on Nintendo, and the ones that are there, you can play on better consoles or PC.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 11 monthsJun 13, 2023 22:45:57 ago (+1/-0)

she soon finds out that the founding rulers of the Kingdom of Hyrule (her ancestors) consisted of a Hylian (human) woman and King Rauru (anime goat man). Thoughts on this? Is this just weird Japanese anime shit?

Uh sounds like it to me. I hate anime-inspiration in video games.

AFAIK Nintendo is still less woke than the others. I don't give them any kind of a pass for being Japanese.

[ - ] Backwards 1 point 11 monthsJun 13, 2023 22:45:07 ago (+1/-0)

The Zelda series has the worst story around, they've been using the same names and races for decades because they have no originality. People have attempted to create timelines for the series, but the creator himself has said don't bother and to consider each game a separate entity. Of course then they go and create sequels anyway.

The series has always been about the gameplay. Don't sweat it.



[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 06:04:58 ago (+0/-0)*

Because both the story and timeline are completely unimportant. It's a heros journey. Same as every video game. Change all those name and details all you want, it's all still the same story. Zelda simply acknowledges this. Slay a dragon, rescue the princess, save the world.

The timeline is just retconned nonsense. Nintendo didn't know Zelda would blow up and need an overarching lore. So you get the bullshit timeline.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 03:44:13 ago (+0/-0)

(((That being said))).

[ - ] drhitler 0 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 02:42:52 ago (+0/-0)

nuzelda sucks i only pirated it cause it makes nintendo mad but its just such a shit game, i just want a zelda with 8 dungeons and no weapon durability,

go play diablo 4, its perfect, it had to be perfect or blizzard would sink, what else are they going to do? Starcraft 3 an RTS in 2023

[ - ] Equalizer 0 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 16:52:38 ago (+0/-0)

diablo 4 is not immune from the woke, if you look at the video about the story. . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edba6zNBznY

Almost everything is a nigger. The protag they show - nigger, prava - straight from Africa sheboon, Donum - ANOTHER fucking nigger + more non-whites. . .

It's like Soros funded this shit or they want some ESG/DEI cred.

[ - ] drhitler 0 points 11 monthsJun 15, 2023 05:27:12 ago (+0/-0)

Still a ton of fun and the story and cinematics are well done they keep you wanting to know what happens next.

In the east is the desert where it is implied there is lots of crime and bandits and to the south east is the swamps, that's where most niggers are and portrayed as voodoo witch doctors, at least it kinda makes sense why niggers would be in other areas, wandering into the north which is very Irish and pagan it is the domain of the druid, just how the map is and its fucking huge.

at least they put a druid in, nothing whiter than a druid, and the game has plenty of fatty monsters so you get to kill some fatties.

i'd just get over it and play the game its really good man.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 0 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 02:16:23 ago (+0/-0)

There is a lot of furry brainwashing. From space jam and The Bad Guys. Went to babysit my nephews and they wanted to watch the bad guys. I had never heard of it but while I was watching it I was thinking, "Theyve sexualized that fox girl character, they're turning kids into furries."

The Denver international airport murals had leopard/human hybrid kids in a tree, I believe. In the mural where the blonde haired girl in traditional German dress was in her casket.

I've been playing more games lately but normally I either play guitar or tinker with electronics. Diablo 4 is what I've been playing. Other I will load up rimworld and games on my retroid from time to time.

[ - ] purityspiral 1 point 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 08:15:50 ago (+1/-0)

I use rimworld to practice my intolerance but then I end up emotionally invested in my based empire of pawns. Not really, but when one of my favorites die I basically start over. The thought that this models reality is a daunting one. We are slavers, ideology of dominance. I dont get that far, but its always thought provoking, which I enjoy internally.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 0 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 01:23:44 ago (+0/-0)

You should check out synthetic man's (a jewtuber who on numerous occasions have called out the jew) review of the game where he goes into schizo mode on the story: https://piped.kavin.rocks/watch?v=Kln6-U2Eh_M

Some leftist fags on twatter got wind of this review and started brigading the video hard, which is why it has almost as many dislikes as likes.

Anyway, I've put in A LOT of time into the game. I think I'm close to finishing it. Despite being disappointed with the previous game I'm liking this one quite a bit. I guess lowered expectations will do that.

And yeah, the goat-man and overly tanned woman relationship definitely caused me to raise my eyebrow. The Hylians are basically Aryans with pointy ears, so having these two as their ancestors make no sense.

What I also found strange is how there are so many niggers this time around. WE WUZ HYLIANS N SHEEEIT!! Seriously, I don't think the series ever had this many blacks. It's like that shitty amazon LotR show all over again. Hobbits and Hylians got diversified despite the lore that's been established for decades for both these franchises. Very puzzling, maybe Nintendo wants them ESG shekels too...

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 01:03:42 ago (+0/-0)

There is only one Zelda

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 11 monthsJun 13, 2023 23:55:36 ago (+0/-0)

promotion of furry culture.

No, that's borderline ridiculous. No one is donning costumes and fucking. Nintendo simply added yet another non-Hylian race. Link's not getting any pussy; he doesn't even get to speak.

It wasn't that long ago masks literally turned you into the other races to assist in puzzle solving, etc. No one would consider that furry culture, despite it being a better fit for your criticism. Maybe I'm missing something?

far past woke

We're going to need some examples. Maybe the helpers being the youths of their races? Sometimes there's a woman npc soldier? The fact that princess Zelda is a woman? I thought I saw a black npc, but he had blue eyes and I think was just dirty from mining maybe?

Get some coffee or whatever, we need to get into this.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 11 monthsJun 13, 2023 23:34:29 ago (+0/-0)

Goat man is always a tricky-evil entity.

Link always fights and defeats evil-triky entity.

Japs say Satan bad.

[ - ] OyGoy 0 points 11 monthsJun 13, 2023 23:32:46 ago (+0/-0)

Remember when one of the love interest in Ocarina of Time was a fish?

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 11 monthsJun 13, 2023 23:58:47 ago (+0/-0)

I wouldn't say link himself has any love interests. The zora princess had a crush on him. Same story with botw and the zora princess. Why else would she have made him the armor he coincidentally needed to save the day 100 years later? Link's a stud, but he's not even nailing the princess.

[ - ] purityspiral 0 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 08:17:14 ago (+0/-0)

The homos have.... just go look... be prepared to vomit...

They have a special place for Link. It's not family friendly.