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Future astronaut

submitted by Centaurus to Mildlyinteresting 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2023 17:52:54 ago (+35/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/uzjzld.mp4



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[ - ] observation1 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2023 18:16:10 ago (+4/-0)

In before giraffes are fake and gay.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2023 19:27:53 ago (+5/-0)

Giraffes are flat!

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2023 19:22:14 ago (+3/-0)

Not gonna lie, I want to try that ride. What do you think the weight limit is on that giraffe?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2023 19:31:45 ago (+2/-0)

About 100lbs.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2023 21:01:44 ago (+1/-0)

Lardtubs of health are out then?

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 14, 2023 09:38:11 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking pussy.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 14, 2023 16:20:51 ago (+0/-0)

If he was a pussy he would have let go at the end and smashed his face into the ground. He dun good.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2023 18:57:11 ago (+2/-0)

When my daughter was small barely three she tried to hug my dog from behind who is big... she clasped on to the collar and went for a rid down 3 stairs off a deck! It was terrifying and exciting at the same time she didn't get hurt but it was crazy.. she would try the giraffe thing for sure

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2023 19:29:47 ago (+2/-0)

I had a big dog when I was a teenager that loved playing with children like a fat kid loves cake. The first time I took her to a park, she took one look at dozens of children on the playground, and bolted with all her might. I was holding her leash and got caught off guard. She superman'd my ass through the air for about 10 feet before I hit the ground and dragged me another 10 before I could anchor her. That bitch had retard strength

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2023 21:04:53 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 14, 2023 00:55:50 ago (+1/-0)

I had a big dog when I was a teenager that loved playing with children like a fat kid loves cake. The first time I took her to a park, she took one look at dozens of children on the playground, and bolted with all her might. I was holding her leash and got caught off guard. She superman'd my ass through the air for about 10 feet before I hit the ground and dragged me another 10 before I could anchor her. That bitch had retard strength

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 14, 2023 00:06:24 ago (+1/-0)

But he’s White