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Trolling faggot Target

submitted by NukeAmerica to funny 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2023 18:57:48 ago (+67/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Steelerfish 8 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2023 19:54:50 ago (+8/-0)

If you are in California just walk out of the store with them, they won’t be allowed to stop you.
Double mask, use gloves, dark eye protection and Tyvek- you don’t want to spread COVID, do you?
May as well paint all remaining exposed skin rainbow colored to celebrate…..

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2023 20:26:51 ago (+2/-0)

But why would you WANT the stuff? All the OP plan does is "put it on unofficial layaway".

[ - ] I_am_baal 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2023 22:42:58 ago (+4/-0)

To deprive trannies of said stuff perhaps and to make it unworkable to carry those products.

[ - ] Rob3122 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2023 21:06:46 ago (+3/-0)

Bonfire?

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2023 04:31:25 ago (+1/-0)

In the parking lot? Yes

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2023 09:38:14 ago (+1/-0)

He doesn't want it, he is just taking it all off the shelves and leaving it at the checkout counter for staff to reprocess and restock which would probably take days.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2023 10:05:45 ago (+1/-0)

Steelerfish is suggesting shoplifting it if one is in California. I would waste Target's time with the OP scheme, but I would not want to walk out of the store with any of that garbage, free or not.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2023 20:28:00 ago (+0/-0)

I was talking about OPs post.

[ - ] Peleg 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2023 19:25:49 ago (+4/-0)

Sweet! No targets anywhere around here or I might give it a go.
My city library is ran by a fagget and that abomination celebrates "pride month". I really need to figure out a way to put a stop to that!

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2023 19:32:50 ago (+2/-0)

Where there's a will there's a way.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2023 23:59:39 ago (+0/-0)

I wouldn't care if it weren't so god damn in your face!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2023 19:02:16 ago (+4/-0)

Brilliant.

[ - ] Hermes 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2023 20:41:07 ago (+1/-0)

this had me dying with laughter

[ - ] Cunt 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2023 10:48:42 ago (+0/-0)

Did you know something that people do all the time when they want to buy something, don't have the money on them but are worried it will sell out? They hide the product in obscure places around the shop, so that when people want to buy it or workers are trying to fulfill online orders they can't find it. If the customer has hidden the items well but forgets to come back, when they are eventually found the system has marked them down, often to below cost price, causing a loss when they are sold.

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2023 09:17:43 ago (+0/-0)

He should've taught others this skill.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2023 23:59:23 ago (+0/-0)

Take tranny shit fromm back of store.

Relocate to front of store.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2023 22:58:34 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t have time to waste like this. F target etc.

[ - ] Scyber 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2023 19:37:53 ago (+2/-2)

All that time and effort wasted just to "own the libs".

[ - ] bobdole9 8 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2023 20:25:46 ago (+8/-0)

If it gets somebody out of the house and moving in public instead of on their ass in front of a screen, is it really that bad?

School is ending or has ended for a lot of high school kids who had to listen to too much gay shit...there's worse shit they could be doing instead of "buying" product.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2023 22:59:24 ago (+3/-0)

Certainly it’s a start for too many

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2023 02:13:28 ago (+0/-1)

There is a slight chance you could get arrested, though. Not worth it for trolling purposes. If I’m going to lose my job, I want to at least punch someone in the face or jump up and down on their ribs.