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Tom Cruise is insane 60 years old and doing shit like this. He actually believes he is a level 5 Operating Thetan.

submitted by deleted to whatever 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 09:41:17 ago (+13/-4)     (whatever)

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[ - ] JudyStroyer 8 points 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 10:05:54 ago (+8/-0)

I couldnt make it through the fellating of tom documentary. I just dont give a fuck. It would only interest me if he flew into a helicopter rotor.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 1 point 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 11:12:45 ago (+1/-0)

He's just a cheeky faggot who is using the movie budget and the leverage to be able to demand he does his own stunts to make the movie pay for his adrenaline rush entertainment.

Smart.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 12:21:35 ago (+5/-0)

I almost believe he is a level 5 operating thetan. If he really did this stunt 6 times in a day that is very impressive. I thought I was hot shit for skiing a black diamond 6 times in a day. Gonna have to up my game.

He is basically a 60 year old stunt man. Does he really believe all this Xenu space prince stuff or is he a manipulative psychopath using the religion to control people? Who knows. But I like his take on fags and psychiatry.

And he picks alot of good movies. Not too many losers. How fun were Edge of Tomorrow or Jack Reacher? He really has avoided shitty woke movies. You watch a Tom movie, it does what it says on the tin.

[ - ] NoRefunds 3 points 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 13:42:30 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah he is great but Maverick was a woke piece of shit. Edge of tomorrow is fucking badass, I can't wait for the sequel. Also last samurai is super badass as well. And he was hilarious in tropic thunder, I wish he would do more comedic roles.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 16:53:31 ago (+0/-0)

I didnt watch Maverick Maybe he’s slipping.

Loved LS. Though the Tropic Thunder role was hilarious.

[ - ] TheGreatWar 0 points 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 20:01:33 ago (+0/-0)

I didn't see it as woke. It was 90s style with a token black. No fags. The original had fag jokes and sex talk. The sequel is much more G rated.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 11 monthsJun 12, 2023 00:14:17 ago (+1/-0)

Half the fucking tower in the first scene were all niggers. Short spic Mexican bitch was in top gun school with niggers and other shitskins. The fuck ups were the 3 white guys. Wokest piece of shit I've seen in a long time. They couldn't even name China as the enemy they are fighting. I had to turn it off halfway thru it was so gay.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 12:40:40 ago (+3/-0)

He's old and he probably just wants to have as much fun as he can. What should he do? Keep safe for all that adventure waiting for him in his 70s and 80s?

It looks like the movie will have some fun scenes. Although not a fan.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 12:14:28 ago (+3/-0)

He's a 5ft tall little jew boy who lives in a fake reality that he and the "yes people" he surrounds himself with create. On a level playing field against a real man he would be made a fool. His nose is fucking huge as a muthafucker and he had snaggle kike teeth until he got them fixed.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 3 points 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 12:14:12 ago (+3/-0)

So long as the chute opens, his age has nothing to do with it.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 11:27:15 ago (+3/-0)

He’s a level 5 douche canoe.

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 12:23:38 ago (+2/-0)

Adrenocrome

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 16:57:05 ago (+0/-0)

I think its more like ablative lasers. Those things take 10 years off easy. Thats how his face looked so good for so long. He kept in excellent health and prbably had some pharmaceutical help like hgh too. His age is starting to catch up with him now though.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 2 points 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 10:57:53 ago (+2/-0)

dude knows how to have fun

[ - ] con77 1 point 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 18:26:56 ago (+1/-0)

I thought thetans were what the cult exorcized from themselves?

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 11 monthsJun 13, 2023 02:25:24 ago (+0/-0)

They are. "Operating Thetan" or OT# is a ranking system similar to masonic levels, only in scientology, you gain ranks by paying exponentially higher dues.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 13:06:58 ago (+1/-0)

Never heard of this fag so I don't give a fuck

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 11:22:45 ago (+1/-0)

Is that why he needs to hirer superiors to help him train and practice his stunts thousands of times before actually doing it for the final scene?

What a fag.

[ - ] Chairman 4 points 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 11:27:16 ago (+4/-0)

Doubt. Cruise might be a closeted homo nut job, but at this point he's probably one of the most experienced stuntmen in Pedowood.

[ - ] Conspirologist 1 point 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 10:01:25 ago (+2/-1)*

I don't get why a millionaire would be risking his life this way. He must be high on cocaine or something.

[ - ] deleted 6 points 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 10:19:39 ago (+6/-0)*

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[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 4 points 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 10:48:31 ago (+4/-0)

Scientology he is a level five Thetan

sounds like some star trek level shit right there 🤣

[ - ] Centaurus 3 points 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 12:33:24 ago (+3/-0)

That was deep.

Space.

Nine.

[ - ] Conspirologist 1 point 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 10:32:17 ago (+2/-1)

Well, this means he is literally crazy.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 13:26:02 ago (+0/-0)

I mean, shit, the guy barely ages.

[ - ] GoatWarVet 0 points 11 monthsJun 12, 2023 02:09:03 ago (+0/-0)

Imagine if we were organized and rational enough to recruit a guy like that instead of a Crowley cult knock off spearheaded by a pulp fiction writer. One thing L Ron Hubbbard got right is recruiting people of 'influence' out of Hollywood.

And his ideology was based on complete garbage. Still, it worked. How much money and influence do the loony ass scientologists have? Quite a lot considering their numbers. There is a lesson there I should think.

[ - ] aussie_fuckin_legend 0 points 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 20:04:25 ago (+0/-0)

fuckin masked retards, how can anyone watch anything with vaxtards masked up

[ - ] deleted 0 points 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 19:20:35 ago (+0/-0)

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