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I dated a girl with huge natural tits. Each one was bigger than my head.

submitted by Portmanure to whatever 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 02:25:21 ago (+17/-3)     (whatever)

My friends worshiped me. I did not like them. I never told her. I would never say anything to hurt her self respect. Those things were huge. I was climbing her chest for hours before I saw her face. She was a cutie, but damn they were huge. We broke up amicably. I was a gentleman my friends accused me of being weak, those tits! I know but once you get a handful your perception changes. She had great tatas to look at.


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[ - ] Portmanure [op] 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 02:38:00 ago (+5/-0)

My wife now has those sweet little breasts that just fit my hands. I love it. Can’t say it, she won’t believe me if I tell her her boobies are perfect. No woman ever believes you when you say her titties are perfect. Your not lying but she doesn’t believe you.

[ - ] Belfuro 8 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 02:41:13 ago (+8/-0)

Every women thinks other women has the better tits.

If they are big, they desire small, if small they desire big.

IMHO as far as men go, boobs are like fishing lures. No more no less

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 02:45:30 ago (+4/-0)

I like them, left right don’t matter.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 11:14:50 ago (+1/-0)

Women look at other women's bodies more than men do! Most every woman looks at every other woman and compares the other woman's body against their own. I think it's even a kind of lust. Not as in they want to have sex with them, but as in they wish they had tits like that, or legs, or ass,... They covet what others have.

[ - ] Panic 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 17:09:43 ago (+1/-0)

Men are hunters, women are gatherers. All day every day is comparison shopping with them.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 04:28:09 ago (+4/-5)

pic or GTFO!

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 11:02:19 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 20:19:22 ago (+0/-1)

Phwoar! See what you mean!

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 03:08:46 ago (+3/-1)

Anything more than a handful is a waste.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 05:21:00 ago (+4/-0)

Who doesn’t love waste?

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 09:36:53 ago (+3/-0)

'Murica, Fuck Yeah!

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 11:02:50 ago (+1/-0)

Just because you don't know what to do with them doesn't mean it's a waste to everyone else.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 11 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 04:08:30 ago (+12/-1)

I dated a woman exactly like that once, then I married her and put three babies in her. Now I have a daughter with huge tits and I hate letting her go out in public. Vicious cycle

[ - ] PostWallHelena 6 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 07:10:28 ago (+6/-0)

Haha! Oh god Im ded.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 05:04:20 ago (+0/-0)

Worst lay I ever had was big tity chick. Small titties always were way better. Funny how that works.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 11:12:55 ago (+0/-0)

Worst lay I ever had was

A woman you were married to, yes?

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 07:18:52 ago (+0/-1)

Never figured out what bad pussy was as a man.
Plenty of women can prove the bad dick experience very quickly.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 09:32:46 ago (+0/-0)

believe me, when you get a bad lay, it is VERY distinct.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 09:49:42 ago (+0/-0)

Are we talking "just laid there" and you did all the movement and effort, or something else?

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 09:47:19 ago (+0/-0)

Never figured out what bad pussy was as a man.

Same here. Guessing the standard of "get her motor going" isn't standard anymore.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 11:14:14 ago (+0/-0)

Never figured out what bad pussy was as a man.

Because you only slept with your wife, correct?

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 16:36:27 ago (+0/-0)

huh?

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 07:36:51 ago (+0/-0)

Okay

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 07:48:44 ago (+1/-0)*

Huge tits suck. Flat chest sucks. Normal tits are great.

E: Normal tits are okay, not great. I honestly like personality and a nice face with a nice ass better. I have talked too much ... sigh

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 08:07:45 ago (+0/-0)

I like them all

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 09:38:09 ago (+0/-0)

If you're in position, half the time you won't even see her tits.

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 10:07:14 ago (+0/-0)

What do you consider normal though? To me that's a B or C cup

[ - ] pussycowposhposh 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 08:10:03 ago (+3/-0)

The issue with well endowed women is that they are used to being the centre of attention. Taking such a woman to any social event ends up becoming almost a military operation. Everything from what they wear, to how they behave is scrutinised. Such a woman is high maintenance.

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Even if they are genuinely nice & are legit you will have to deal with all sorts of issues. The biological imperative can be very cruel.

[ - ] Inward 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 08:19:14 ago (+3/-0)

Give up the mentality of the degenerate.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 11:09:34 ago (+1/-1)

They can't. They already are. Adultery is literally in the top 10 of "don't do that" and they managed to fuck it all up. Pathetic.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 09:13:09 ago (+0/-0)

Too big

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 10:03:26 ago (+0/-0)

Every fat girl has them!🤣🤣

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 11:07:18 ago (+1/-0)

Actually, most fat girls’ tits are smaller than their armpit folds, which is disgusting.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 11:04:56 ago (+0/-0)

( . )( . )

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 11:09:49 ago (+2/-0)

I started this thread to talk about this topic. I love big boobies but they are impractical. Once you wrap your hands around a huge chestical you are disappoint. Fun to look at but not fun to hold. The French got it right. A wine glass sized breasticle is the best.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 11:08:01 ago (+2/-2)

Okay. Why the adultery?

You stupid fucks are just as bad as the sluts.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 11:13:53 ago (+1/-0)

I was wondering if you would see this post.

[ - ] PhantomXLII -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 11:19:04 ago (+1/-2)

Yup. Can't say I'm surprised honestly. The absolute state of "the right" is either a drunk boomer cuckservative or the same boomer but he likes saying "nigger". They couldn't care less about virtue or morality until it's a group they don't like.

Hypocrites and filth all the same. If they were younger they'd be perfect for conscripts.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 11:31:40 ago (+0/-0)

That anon guy the other day was actually on point.

[ - ] PhantomXLII -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 11:42:20 ago (+0/-1)

You're gonna have to help me out here.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 11:46:44 ago (+0/-0)

He was posting incessantly that everything went to pot.

[ - ] PhantomXLII -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 12:00:53 ago (+1/-2)

Everything went to pot as in "I fucking hate potheads and their dude weed lmao" behavior and how they turn everything into a conversation about it? Because in that case, I totally fucking agree and that shit is going to be banned again if I ever am in a position to do so.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 12:54:21 ago (+1/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/prgt95.png

Doing what youu were told to do for 20 years raising prt 2 of you but a better version just in time to see the world burning down.

I dont know who I'm more upset with the men or the women. Both obviously. Just which one is more at fault idk probably the women for allowing it. I couldn't imagine letting someone inside your body so casually. Its why I think the whole world went batty. I would also want to burn it all to the ground if I were treated that way.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 13:16:35 ago (+1/-1)

Ohh it's a saying. Never heard it before.

Doing what youu were told to do for 20 years raising prt 2 of you but a better version just in time to see the world burning down.

Precisely why I'm staying out of it. No point in kids. Just damning an innocent soul to a strange Hell.

Both obviously.

Hatred of filth is an infinite resource and there's plenty of it to go around. No reason not to hate whores and whoremongers all the same. They've given up on God and just as the good book says, they have been given over to their sins.

They will not survive.

Just which one is more at fault idk probably the women for allowing it.

Yes and no. Women have fault in that they seem to think it's okay to dress and act like a slut when there is no need.

Now, I'm not against bikinis on a beach or anything like that. You won't find me demanding women wear dresses everywhere or anything like that. However, I do expect modesty to a degree.

Just dress for the situation. Working out or playing around outside? Sure, wear a tank and short shorts. I give no fucks. But if you're wearing that while going shopping at the mall everyone knows damn well what you're doing and it's fucking obnoxious and repulsive.

Men have fault because it seems many, if not most, men do all their thinking with their cocks. Seeing as these types are brainless retards only good for breeding, they are useless eaters and can be disposed of. God bless the idea of conscription. They're stupid enough to be molded into the perfect mix of cannon fodder and lethality.

Or, should we get enough drones and combat robots up and going, we really have no use for them. Machines are better for production and combat. Why get a random cock in the mix to fuck everything up? Just send in the drones for the greatest efficiency. They don't disobey orders and will do everything to the best of their ability. There's no blood in the wires, and no hesitation in the processor.

There are good men and women left though. It's a statistical certainty. There are going to be more good men in these times simply because of the circumstances and simply because women are more malleable and prone to be influenced by subversive activities. Just how it goes.

I couldn't imagine letting someone inside your body so casually.

I can't imagine getting that intimate with some girl that casually either. I probably wouldn't be able to. There'd be alarms going off in my head saying "this ain't right man" over and over again.

I would also want to burn it all to the ground if I were treated that way.

Yeah...

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 11:17:07 ago (+0/-0)

I've been with big titted chics. I prefer big B's or small C's. That's where its at.

[ - ] lolxd 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 11:35:24 ago (+1/-0)

Pics or it didn't happen.

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 11:37:18 ago (+1/-0)

Not gonna do that. Use your imagination. They were huge.

[ - ] lolxd 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 11:42:31 ago (+1/-0)

This is the internet, you can write whatever you want. Without proof you're fake and probably gay.

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 11:43:23 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, I’m happy.

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 11:58:31 ago (+1/-0)

My college girl had some perky 34dds. Best tits on the planet. I still remember them as of it were yesterday. Best was fucking her and she would put her arms on my chest and push them together. Holy fuck. She was a lib and not wife material so I did what I needed to do. Man, was it great while it lasted. I knew it was time when she said she didnt want to have an "absent boyfriend" -- she was positioning herself between my goals and herself. I shattered that girls heart.

I fucked some bigger but they were always flippers and nothing ever compared. Fucked some girls with small tits and they were always animals.

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 12:02:10 ago (+1/-0)

Reality hurts. But, naked girls are the best. I don’t care what size her chest is. Smooth and naked that’s all I care about. No tattoos but that doesn’t matter in the dark.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 12:31:59 ago (+2/-2)

Best was fucking her

so I did what I needed to do

No, you didn't. In fact, you did everything opposite of what you needed to do and did exactly what you shouldn't have done.

But you're a "real man" who wants a debt free virgin without tattoos, right?

Hypocrisy and degeneracy all wrapped up in one package. One more for the grave.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 15, 2023 22:37:31 ago (+0/-0)

Ok boomer.

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 12:16:38 ago (+1/-0)

I find tits are the exact 'grass is greener'

Got a girl with big tits, can't stop looking at women with smaller perky tits.

Get a girl with big tits, can't stop looking at women with big tits.

I find a firm D / DD is the best of both

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 12:23:07 ago (+1/-0)

So, tits, girls are the best. I will fight for them, I will die for them. My girl knows this. It only happens once she knows not to abuse this. I love her tits. We sleep in our bed, I reach out and grab her boobie. In the middle of the night. I sleep perfectly.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 16:40:39 ago (+0/-0)

I think shape is more important than size. I've seen big titties that look floppy and sad, I've seen small titties that look like flaccid pancakes. Perkiness is the most important part.

But, I'd say bigger is better.

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 10, 2023 16:49:47 ago (+0/-0)*

When I say big tatas I mean full and round. Not flappy and floppy. Pancake tits are the worst. Every woman I ever met that has floppy flat tits I made sure she was the sexiest woman that I ever met. When I Walked away I made sure she felt beautiful.

(These are memories from very long Time ago. I’ve been with the same woman for a very long time, she’s a keeper.)