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Apple thinks nigs wearing their new $3500 VR headset is realistic

submitted by Dongle to Niggers 11 monthsJun 9, 2023 12:06:36 ago (+11/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Apple announced their new $3500 VR headset this week. This photo of an ugly sheboon is the first impression they want you to have of their flagship new product. No surprise of course. Apple has been doing this in their marketing for a while now. Virtue signaling about how much they love niggers is more important to them than making money. I can imagine hundreds of people internally seeing marketing materials like this and being afraid to speak up for fear of being called “racist.”


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[ - ] purityspiral 6 points 11 monthsJun 9, 2023 14:26:40 ago (+6/-0)

"Boss, The units are just flying off the shelves today!"

"Great! How much money did the store make?"

"Oh.. shit...umm... $0"

They are gonna steal the fuck out of these.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 11 monthsJun 9, 2023 18:41:52 ago (+1/-0)

In cali for sure, but its not stealing there now is it.

[ - ] Deathstalker 1 point 11 monthsJun 9, 2023 22:40:07 ago (+1/-0)

That's ok. They're just designed to guide them to white neighborhoods.

[ - ] purityspiral 1 point 11 monthsJun 11, 2023 10:57:18 ago (+1/-0)

shit. maybe I do need one. Wish I could find a white neighborhood.

[ - ] Master_Foo 4 points 11 monthsJun 9, 2023 14:14:47 ago (+4/-0)

Advertising your product to the people who will steal it is a bold campaign.

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 11 monthsJun 9, 2023 17:01:16 ago (+1/-0)

Think Different™

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 11 monthsJun 9, 2023 13:35:31 ago (+3/-0)

How else will they imagine not eating breakfast?

[ - ] Darwintroll 1 point 11 monthsJun 10, 2023 12:18:00 ago (+1/-0)

Retarded looking nigs no less. Oh wait, is that redundant?!

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 2 points 11 monthsJun 9, 2023 13:57:02 ago (+2/-0)

niggers will steal them

[ - ] Dadjokesfordays 1 point 11 monthsJun 9, 2023 13:29:20 ago (+1/-0)

This brings back memories of the weeks following the nigger lives matter protests when offer up was flooded with hundreds of throwaway accounts selling blacklist iphones new in box for $150-200. They can afford anything they can pick up.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 11 monthsJun 9, 2023 18:41:12 ago (+0/-0)

It is more realistic than a white or asian wearing it, just look at the loot statistics.

[ - ] purityspiral 0 points 11 monthsJun 9, 2023 15:28:57 ago (+0/-0)

my other prediction is that they will call it something other than what it is, and no one will be able to correct them. Cyber glasses or some shit. It's AR so they will call it VR or some poor pronunciation of augmented. Most will not notice, it will likely drive me insane.