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Swim faster

submitted by shitface9000 to WatchPeopleDie 10 monthsJun 8, 2023 21:30:16 ago (+13/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/l0yir5.mp4



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[ - ] BushChuck 0 points 9 monthsJul 20, 2023 09:49:38 ago (+0/-0)

"Oh mine gott, what is this?!"

That's called "The Ocean", it's full of creatures that wonder what you taste like.

I never surface swim in the ocean. SCUBA or nothing. At least under water you can see them coming, and possibly defend yourself.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2023 22:31:30 ago (+5/-0)

I love watching the retards say that sharks don't like to eat people. Once they bite they realize people don't taste good blah blah blah. I explain to them that sharks eat fucking car tires and rotting whal;es. They eat meat and do not give a flying fuck what it tastes like. a shark will stalk and kill you and like it. These are the same retards who defend pitbulls.

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2023 21:33:25 ago (+2/-0)

Remember that kid who dared himself to jump into shark infested waters at night? He jumped and died. If I was his dad I would realize I royally failed as a father, I would smack myself. I raised an idiot.

[ - ] NoRefunds 3 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2023 21:41:26 ago (+3/-0)

Another guy did basically the same thing drunk but with crocs

[ - ] lord_nougat 8 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2023 21:42:32 ago (+8/-0)

Ugh, he wore crocs?! He deserved to die.

[ - ] Ex_hack 1 point 10 monthsJun 8, 2023 21:39:48 ago (+1/-0)

That kid was a fucking moron

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 10 monthsJun 8, 2023 21:41:29 ago (+1/-0)

Trust me, his dad knows it. His mom is still screaming why! But dad knows, dad knows.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2023 22:45:18 ago (+0/-0)

Is this that kid?

[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 0 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2023 02:33:07 ago (+0/-0)

Was that a shark or a killer whale?

[ - ] shitface9000 [op] 1 point 10 monthsJun 9, 2023 03:52:08 ago (+1/-0)

Shark

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2023 04:01:52 ago (+0/-0)

Dolphin, they've had enough of our bullshit and are taking back the ocean

[ - ] Boyakasha 1 point 10 monthsJun 29, 2023 09:26:43 ago (+1/-0)

“So long, and thanks for all the fish.”

[ - ] JustALover 0 points 9 monthsJul 20, 2023 09:43:47 ago (+0/-0)

Orcas don't just attack people - they've got plenty of food. Instead, they're smart enough to just fuck with people for shits and giggles: tipping over rafts and splashing people off of boats and stuff.

[ - ] BushChuck 0 points 9 monthsJul 20, 2023 09:51:14 ago (+0/-0)