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These are definitely safe to hold two inches away from your brain

submitted by big_fat_dangus to whatever 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2023 16:52:33 ago (+34/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/oc1btr.mp4



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[ - ] observation1 8 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2023 16:58:33 ago (+9/-1)

big_fat_gullible

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2023 17:01:12 ago (+5/-0)

bawwwwww, no fun allowed!

[ - ] Clueless_Enigma 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2023 19:00:31 ago (+1/-0)

Now I'm probably retarded for asking this, but how do we know that this is fake and gay?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2023 19:06:10 ago (+5/-0)

We don't. Dullards like to seal clap and yell "fake, fakkkkkkkkkke!" because they think it makes them sound clever.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2023 19:48:32 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2023 20:42:13 ago (+4/-2)

I don't have to do jack shit boyeee

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2023 20:50:43 ago (+3/-2)

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[ - ] GayPatriot1969 -6 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2023 20:22:14 ago (+1/-7)

Yep, misinformation is a danger to our Democracy and needs to be banned. Like this whole website.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2023 20:24:48 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Ex_hack 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2023 20:34:27 ago (+0/-0)

Democracy is fake and gay

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 9, 2023 08:05:11 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe the whole interwebs

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2023 20:12:31 ago (+1/-0)

ARF ARF ARF ARF

[ - ] Trollasaurus 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2023 20:01:45 ago (+4/-0)

I'm sure it would be pretty easy to find 3 people with phones and a bottle of champagne to try this with yourself. You could even just do it with randos at a bar.
"Hey I saw this video on the internet that I think is fake, test it out with me and we'll split a bottle of champagne"

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2023 21:58:27 ago (+1/-0)

That would mean dangis would have to get three people within earshot of himself irl. His stench usually scares all people away long before they can't hear or see him!

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2023 20:00:28 ago (+4/-0)

Phone rings immediately after this normie picks it up with pointer finger in the air.

Ohhh jolly good boostah is schhhhhedwuullld fah thursdey then?! Rightyo!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2023 21:05:51 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2023 21:13:56 ago (+0/-0)

A quick min gnome seyin?!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2023 21:18:15 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] WanderingToast 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2023 18:51:09 ago (+4/-0)

This is fake as fuck... however.

The dude who they use to verify that phones are safe has an abnormally large head and super thick skull.

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 9, 2023 00:22:59 ago (+3/-0)

I just tried it next to my balls...
Can confirm!
It's going to take forever to mop this mess up though.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 9, 2023 05:52:23 ago (+0/-0)

RIP

[ - ] mikenigger 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2023 20:37:07 ago (+2/-0)

fake and gay

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2023 20:10:01 ago (+1/-0)

And they think it's cool.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 9, 2023 00:56:23 ago (+0/-0)

perhaps the explanation for the huge number of crazies we have today

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2023 21:35:10 ago (+0/-0)

Damn I have to wait until New Year's Eve to try this out.