These are definitely safe to hold two inches away from your brain - Upgoat

I'm sure it would be pretty easy to find 3 people with phones and a bottle of champagne to try this with yourself. You could even just do it with randos at a bar.
"Hey I saw this video on the internet that I think is fake, test it out with me and we'll split a bottle of champagne"

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[ - ] Her0n 1 point 10 monthsJun 8, 2023 21:58:27 ago (+1/-0)

That would mean dangis would have to get three people within earshot of himself irl. His stench usually scares all people away long before they can't hear or see him!

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2023 20:00:28 ago (+4/-0)

Phone rings immediately after this normie picks it up with pointer finger in the air.

Ohhh jolly good boostah is schhhhhedwuullld fah thursdey then?! Rightyo!

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2023 21:05:51 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2023 21:13:56 ago (+0/-0)

A quick min gnome seyin?!

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2023 21:18:15 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] WanderingToast 4 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2023 18:51:09 ago (+4/-0)

This is fake as fuck... however.

The dude who they use to verify that phones are safe has an abnormally large head and super thick skull.

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2023 00:22:59 ago (+3/-0)

I just tried it next to my balls...
Can confirm!
It's going to take forever to mop this mess up though.

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2023 05:52:23 ago (+0/-0)

RIP

[ - ] mikenigger 2 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2023 20:37:07 ago (+2/-0)

fake and gay

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 10 monthsJun 8, 2023 20:10:01 ago (+1/-0)

And they think it's cool.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2023 00:56:23 ago (+0/-0)

perhaps the explanation for the huge number of crazies we have today

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2023 21:35:10 ago (+0/-0)

Damn I have to wait until New Year's Eve to try this out.

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These are definitely safe to hold two inches away from your brain
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