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It's aliens

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 17:14:41 ago (+12/-1)     (thedebrief.org)

https://thedebrief.org/intelligence-officials-say-u-s-has-retrieved-non-human-craft/

They have to go back


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[ - ] Rob3122 7 points 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 17:33:42 ago (+7/-0)

Aliens are just another fake jew scam

[ - ] ItsBacon 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 19:11:23 ago (+0/-0)

I really want to believe that theory but I've seen things I can't explain. Close as in within 100 yards of it close. There's more to it than it's the jews or US Mil., IMO

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 19:45:39 ago (+0/-0)

Dude, that was just a sad man poorly dressed up as a woman, and it was his butt not vagina that you entered. Trannies are also a Jew scam.

[ - ] TheSimulacra -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 17:42:31 ago (+2/-3)

Evolution from monkeys is the Jew scam.

Aliens are the one thing jews can’t control, so of course they’d have you believe they are fake.

[ - ] Rob3122 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 19:19:57 ago (+2/-0)

The 2 people who wrote the article are both jews

[ - ] Spaceman84 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 18:16:50 ago (+5/-0)

Kill Aliens. Behead Aliens. Power armour kick an Alien into the concrete. Slam dunk a Little Green Man into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Xenos. Defecate in a Martian’s food. Launch UFOs into the sun. Stir fry Greys in a wok. Toss Aliens into active volcanoes. Urinate into an Alien’s fuel rod. Judo throw Aliens into a plasma cutter. Twist Greys heads off. Report Aliens to XCOM. Karate chop Aliens in half. Step on disgusting Alien eggs. Trap Aliens in quicksand. Crush Aliens in the trash compactor. Liquefy Aliens in a vat of acid. Probe Aliens. Dissect Aliens. Exterminate Aliens in the gas chamber. Stomp Alien skulls with mech-powered boots. Cremate Aliens in the oven. Lobotomize Aliens. Mandatory abortions for Aliens. Grind Facehuggers in the garbage disposal. Drown Aliens in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Aliens with their own ray guns. Kick Reptilians down the stairs. Feed Aliens to alligators. Slice Aliens with lightsabers.

[ - ] FreeinTX 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 17:48:42 ago (+5/-1)

It's project bluebeam.

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 18:14:36 ago (+4/-1)

It's fake and gay

[ - ] Inward 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 22:37:22 ago (+1/-0)

Aliens...from Central and South America.

[ - ] Version6 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 19:09:29 ago (+1/-0)

Distraction from wwiii

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 18:24:30 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah I wasted my time reading this article too, what a load of nothing.

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 17:31:44 ago (+1/-1)

“The non-human intelligence phenomenon is real. We are not alone,” Grey said. “Retrievals of this kind are not limited to the United States. This is a global phenomenon, and yet a global solution continues to elude us.”

Article basically says nothing while trying to legitimize a need for a Solution to a Problem because of these Heroic Whistle-blower feds.

Space Believers will believe anything I figure.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 17:50:24 ago (+5/-0)

They're quoting a guy named Grey? Interesting. 😏

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 17:45:09 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] TheSimulacra -3 points 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 17:32:26 ago (+0/-3)

Have to go back where? This is their planet, not ours.

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 6, 2023 18:17:14 ago (+2/-0)

Kill Aliens. Behead Aliens. Power armour kick an Alien into the concrete. Slam dunk a Little Green Man into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Xenos. Defecate in a Martian’s food. Launch UFOs into the sun. Stir fry Greys in a wok. Toss Aliens into active volcanoes. Urinate into an Alien’s fuel rod. Judo throw Aliens into a plasma cutter. Twist Greys heads off. Report Aliens to XCOM. Karate chop Aliens in half. Step on disgusting Alien eggs. Trap Aliens in quicksand. Crush Aliens in the trash compactor. Liquefy Aliens in a vat of acid. Probe Aliens. Dissect Aliens. Exterminate Aliens in the gas chamber. Stomp Alien skulls with mech-powered boots. Cremate Aliens in the oven. Lobotomize Aliens. Mandatory abortions for Aliens. Grind Facehuggers in the garbage disposal. Drown Aliens in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Aliens with their own ray guns. Kick Reptilians down the stairs. Feed Aliens to alligators. Slice Aliens with lightsabers.

Kys race traitor.