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All shined up

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 12:29:16 ago (+27/-4)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/tycnrw.mp4



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[ - ] con77 9 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 13:21:37 ago (+9/-0)

She speaks chipmunk šŸæļø

[ - ] 0000000000002 7 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 13:58:38 ago (+7/-0)

I'm positive she's had many nuts in her cheeks before.

[ - ] Nein 4 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 15:43:59 ago (+4/-0)

Can somebody explain to me what goes through the head of a man that decides to tattoo a photo realistic image of Marlon Brando playing an Italian Mafia boss on his arm?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 18:14:43 ago (+3/-0)

He has no fucking culture but heā€™s weak and insecure so he needs to present everyone who lays eyes on him with a display meant to intimidate and also communicate how cool and interesting he really is. Its as though he thinks by putting a picture of Vito Corleone on his arm people will think he is like Vito Corleone. Or maybe that heā€™s an Oscar worthy person! But heā€™s just another lame cluster B psycho like OP. Probably has a cat too.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 18:24:04 ago (+0/-0)

Obsessed, seething (but not coping), sourest of sour grapes, jealous (of the broad who actually has a man with her), blood pressure meds not taken, and most likely violating at least one restraining order that applies to the entirety of menkind.

S A D !

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 18:39:45 ago (+3/-0)

Jealous of a halfwit with a fucking Don Corleone tat? You must be kidding. Yeah sour grapes I couldnt be with that genius.

I dont need BP meds because Im not am overweight alcoholic with cirrhosis, CVD and toxoplasmosis. Youā€™re probably pre-diabetic too. Im a fit little roastie who would run circles around you. Time to change the litter box.

You know whatā€™s really sexy? A fat guy with cat hairs on his clothes. NOT! Haha.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 18:45:08 ago (+0/-0)

You're now so far into delusion I doubt even you believe it. Pitiful to watch.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 18:52:20 ago (+3/-0)

Cope, because Ive destroyed you 7 times today. Embarassing. Why cant you beat the middle aged woman? Go back to playing with your cat, big fat fingers.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 19:09:10 ago (+0/-0)

What you're destroying is the last sliver of sanity you had. Please continue lmao

[ - ] dassar 1 point 11 monthsJun 5, 2023 01:03:01 ago (+1/-0)

Wait - you have a tattoo just like it ??

Come on man, say it ain't so.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 5, 2023 02:22:05 ago (+0/-0)

I have no tattoos.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 22:22:15 ago (+0/-0)

His Sydney is showing

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 18:09:06 ago (+1/-0)

Stupid degenerate looser with a godfather tattoo because heā€™s a retarded fanboy consoooooomer of Hollywood. What a faggot.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 18:16:59 ago (+1/-1)

Imagine typing that instead of just enjoying a simple funny gag for what it is. Call your therapist.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 18:27:20 ago (+0/-0)

Because these scenarios are only funny when the asshole gets wet. Being the asshole in every situation, you would have a hard time perceiving that. Also probably all kinds of weird stuff seems funny to you because of the toxo.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 18:39:10 ago (+0/-0)

What seems funny to me is you, the barren old maid cat hag, trying to talk about anyone except yourself having toxoplasmosis. What seems funny to you? Nothing. You're a bitter old hag with no sense of humor. Which ironically, is somewhat funny of itself. Somewhat funny, but mostly just sad.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 18:48:07 ago (+0/-0)

But youre the cat hag with no kids who double fists Franzia. You accuse everyone else of what you do! Who else does that? Let me see.

What seems funny to you?

You. Seething. Following around my post wall ass, desparate for a piece of me. Keep repeating ā€œSadā€ and ā€œbitterā€ over and over. No one will notice youre projecting. Youre never going to defeat the roastie. How does that make you feel?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 19:08:37 ago (+0/-0)

Entertained. You are losing your mind.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 14:59:34 ago (+1/-0)

Sheā€™s fat but her hair is nice

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 15:37:00 ago (+1/-0)

I've posted her before, pretty sure it's one of those prank couples on jewtube. Still though, her reacts, or acting as the case may be, are just too perfect.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 22:53:26 ago (+0/-0)

I thought her wahmenbrain was rolling the window down like when they walk onto the tracks when a train is coming in. Not as funny that he's doing it just to be a dick.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 22:21:38 ago (+0/-0)

Steering wheel on wrong side

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 16:54:04 ago (+0/-0)

That's funny

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2023 14:56:48 ago (+0/-0)

Bitch could stand to walk a bit more anyways.