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'The penetrator' goes viral in Asia

submitted by UncleDoug to Niggers 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 05:22:34 ago (+50/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/kzn7o7.mp4

Steal the bike, get the spike.


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[ - ] dulcima 1 point 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 19:29:28 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like a real pain in the arse.

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 2 yearsJun 4, 2023 01:25:44 ago (+0/-0)

Haha the double entendre, clever girl.

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 11:55:24 ago (+2/-0)

Where was that?

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 16:11:20 ago (+3/-0)

The real question is why isn't that a thing everywhere and why doesn't the spike go 900ft/s.

I mean the little UK nigglet got of easy for worse "pranks".

[ - ] con77 3 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 10:48:40 ago (+3/-0)

I wonder what blacks think when they see this

[ - ] Boyakasha 6 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 11:58:42 ago (+6/-0)

If I had to guess, it would be something along the lines of “Ooga booga”

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 13:57:14 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] x0x7 0 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 17:49:16 ago (+0/-0)

The astute would also consider booga oog.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 21:24:52 ago (+0/-0)

Yo deyt lil nas x gay as fux yo!

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 14:35:37 ago (+3/-0)

They laugh. "Haha look dat nigga!"

They lack the introspection needed to learn anything from this.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 16:09:27 ago (+2/-0)

They don't it happened to past nigger not to him, so he goes out and steals again (the same bike 3 min later)

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 21:25:35 ago (+0/-0)

Proof read again.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 12:30:55 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Moravian 3 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 13:28:50 ago (+3/-0)

I love how these monkeys think they're smart and check the tires, lol.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 21:27:40 ago (+1/-0)

Frfr 💯 ain't treyin tuh pawnuh baik wiff uhhh uhh flayt tire yo!

[ - ] HeavyBrain 4 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 16:06:42 ago (+4/-0)

Next time use a rusty spike.

[ - ] Fascinus 5 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 12:06:12 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 1 point 2 yearsJun 4, 2023 01:26:59 ago (+1/-0)

Such a classic

[ - ] Eric_Cartman 7 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 08:20:33 ago (+7/-0)

The anus destroyer. It was kinda painful to watch.

[ - ] JustALover 6 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 09:20:33 ago (+6/-0)

Painful for the niggers, yes. Not for us, luckily.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 16:08:46 ago (+0/-0)

Neither its for the niggers, they are used to it from jail.

[ - ] Ozark 8 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 05:38:33 ago (+8/-0)

That ended too soon.

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 3 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 16:31:32 ago (+3/-0)

Sweet, sweet justice, though. I love these videos.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 8 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 08:05:34 ago (+8/-0)

I wonder if this could be set up in a way that would smash their balls. Castrate them so they can't create more criminals.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 6 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 08:23:56 ago (+6/-0)

Well considering they shared that giant rusty needle, I'll bet the sepsis will spread to their balls soon enough.

[ - ] con77 2 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 10:47:39 ago (+2/-0)

They were out of commission for a while

[ - ] bobdole9 8 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 09:02:59 ago (+8/-0)

Best "prank" I've seen since boobeytrapped political signs.

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 11:59:56 ago (+3/-0)

I sometimes listen to people narrate reddit posts as background noise, and sometimes the story is about a person either running over or smashing a mailbox. Sometimes people fight back with a reinforced concrete post, and when some retard runs into it with their car, they then cry and complain that their car was deliberately damaged/destroyed. Well shithead, you're committing a felony where all they have to do is go to the local postmaster, and you'll going to prison.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 22:22:39 ago (+0/-0)*

My dad and his friends were making/selling super-reinforced mail boxes back in the 70s. Apparently drive-by mailbox smashers (they were using baseball bats) were such a problem back then there was a market for retribution. A significant number of kids broke their arms trying to smash these, and the trend faded away.

E: they looked just like the standard flimsy mailboxes on a thin post, but were 1/2" thick hardened steel.

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 18 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 06:19:13 ago (+18/-0)

I can't stop laughing. And it's ALWAYS a nigger. Every. Single. Time.

[ - ] JustALover 12 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 07:39:32 ago (+12/-0)

If this were a TV-show they'd have to either discard 99% of their footage in order to make it a 50/50 mix of whites and blacks, or get canceled. Like what Cops had to do.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 9 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 08:19:53 ago (+9/-0)

Remember the original "glitter bomb" video and how that faggot Rober apologized for it?
Pepper Ridge farm remembers.

Now all his vids feature paid white actors to play the baddies.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 2 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 08:42:19 ago (+2/-0)

I remember the video but I didn't hear about him apologizing for it or anyone accusing him of being racist. It doesn't surprise me that it happened, but it does surprise me that I didn't hear about it.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 7 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 09:03:17 ago (+7/-0)

This was years ago. The first vid showed like 25 different jive-talkin niggers stealing the packages within minutes. He deleted the vid.
He decided to edit out most all niggers and spics and then complained about having to wait too long, so he just hired some white actors.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 1 point 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 09:07:50 ago (+1/-0)

I wonder if I ever saw that version before it got changed. I had been watching his channel since well before the glitter bomb packages. I know I caught the videos relatively quickly after they were uploaded but, maybe I missed them. I do remember when I saw it I remarked about how almost all of them were niggers though.

[ - ] JustALover 2 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 14:16:07 ago (+2/-0)

https://www.inquisitr.com/5220135/it-turns-out-that-viral-glitter-bomb-video-was-a-hoax-featured-fake-thieves-stealing-packages-from-a-porch

Mark Rober, the video’s creator and an engineer who worked on NASA’s Curiosity Rover, apologized this week after admitting that the “thieves” seen swiping packages and reacting in dismay at the explosion of glitter afterward were actually actors and that their reactions were faked.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 21:23:01 ago (+1/-0)

They should do a fentanyl Floyd version.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 21:21:53 ago (+0/-0)

Live PD or GTFO!

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 2 yearsJun 3, 2023 22:02:04 ago (+0/-0)

"Police Activity" is a gem too.
"Code Blue Cam" is kiked.