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Found toad. What do?

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 04:07:59 ago (+4/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 06:04:52 ago (+5/-0)

Pick it up, hold it away from you with it's head up, belly facing forward. Get close to someone you don't like, and aim the toad at them. Wait for the magic to happen.

Real OG toadcatchers will know what's up.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 08:22:04 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Peleg 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 09:16:34 ago (+4/-0)

It vill eat ze bugs and own nothing but be happy.

[ - ] Sleazy 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 04:40:16 ago (+4/-0)

I think you have to lick it

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 05:21:06 ago (+5/-0)

Fuck...

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 04:16:50 ago (+4/-1)

Dry it out in the sun and replace the car badge on your bonnet with Mr Toad.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 04:55:54 ago (+4/-0)

Bonnet?? I ain't no baby.

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 04:57:24 ago (+4/-0)

I forgot you yanks call it 'in da hood'

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 05:20:29 ago (+4/-0)

Das rite.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 13:21:43 ago (+2/-0)

Oogaboooooog!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 09:53:26 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 12:27:11 ago (+2/-0)

Lick it wif your tongue.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 04:17:00 ago (+2/-0)

That's one of them types that you put it in your mouth and it makes you high.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 13:20:24 ago (+1/-0)

Find recipe.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 09:52:34 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 18:58:01 ago (+0/-1)

DO insert into anus

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 09:44:33 ago (+1/-0)

I see them often, just ignore them

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 19:12:56 ago (+0/-0)

BORING

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 07:17:15 ago (+2/-1)

Craziest idea ever!!
Leave it be and mind your own business

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 19:13:18 ago (+0/-0)

You're no fun at all.

[ - ] DogIegwarrior 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 04:13:19 ago (+2/-1)

Lick it and see what happens.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 18:57:15 ago (+0/-0)

Lick it, then shove it

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 16:40:25 ago (+0/-0)

Make a habitat in your garden and it will eat the slugs and other harmful critters trying to eat your plants.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 19:13:50 ago (+0/-0)

Eat the slugs goytoad.