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Why is it only broke ass teenagers and early 20s that buy iPhones and (ironically) believe it's a wealth status symbol?

submitted by HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers to AskGoats 1.9 yearsJun 2, 2023 15:44:33 ago (+7/-1)     (AskGoats)

Are apple users retarded?


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[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 2, 2023 21:55:12 ago (+1/-0)

An answer that you should already know. Yes apple users are retarded. They need apple to tell them what is good for them.

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 2, 2023 21:10:14 ago (+1/-0)

I'm just rambling here:

There's an app for iphone that costs $5000. The only thing it does is display a diamond on the screen. People buy it to show they have money to blow.

That's far worse than the sandnigger oil baron that has a superyacht and in the main salon he has a bed of real diamonds in his fish aquarium. At least the fish aquarium has real value.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 2, 2023 19:33:03 ago (+1/-0)

They willingly choose to use the most anti-consumer product on the market. Which, by design, has less features, worse hardware, and costs more money than equivalent competitors.
They aren't retarded. Retardation occurs when the brain fails to develop properly. These people had no brain to begin with.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 2, 2023 18:08:50 ago (+1/-0)

I think you hang out with non Whites

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 2, 2023 17:47:18 ago (+1/-0)

Iphone users who act like they are better because they have an iphone is the equivalent of an amputee acting superior because they are missing a limb.

[ - ] Scyber 7 points 1.9 yearsJun 2, 2023 16:01:13 ago (+7/-0)

Yes. Apple users are retarded.
A couple of years ago a few punk ass niggers were ragging on me for having an Android and I just laughed back at them and told them that their iphones would be obsolete bricks in 2 years and then they asked what obsolete meant.
Pure fucking morons.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 2, 2023 19:30:38 ago (+1/-0)

You were wrong anyways. iPhones are built to be obsolete the moment they roll off the assembly line.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 00:25:46 ago (+0/-1)

Don't post aimless hyperbole.

Shut the fuck up instead

[ - ] Trollasaurus 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 01:06:46 ago (+1/-0)

kvetch more

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 00:24:57 ago (+0/-1)

iPhone was obsolete in 2012 when ice cre sandwich debuted with Google assistant. I argue that iPhone was obsolete on Ginger bread, but people loved that revamped interface - but for SURE ICS made iPhone obsolete

[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 2, 2023 15:59:35 ago (+2/-0)

Yes. They always have been.