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Ladies and gentlegoats, Lizzo needs our help -- DESPERATELY.

Stolen from her ocean and forced to perform for the land-dwellers, she is slowly dying from the toxic fat-shaming and White supremacisms.
We must free her from the sticky, food-encrusted bars of the cage her handlers keep her in and return her to the sea.

Now, being conditioned to accept captivity, she will instinctually reject her native waters at first, but we must stand firm for her sake; she's counting on us.
When she tries to return to land, we must physically prevent her by shoving her back in, repeatedly, until she loses the strength to resist and finally accepts its watery embrace.

I don't care. I hate that I even know who this is.

Quote:

“Y’all don’t know how close I be to giving up on everyone and quitting and enjoying my money and my man on a F–KING FARM,” she wrote. “The Love definitely do not outweigh the Hate on social media… all because I’m fat???? This is CRAZY.”

Translation:

“Moo!”

fat bitch who makes her career about being a fat bitch mad that people noticed she's a fat bitch

Keep it up boys, we almost got her

mothafuker looks like she got an elephants ass.

Her body! Looks enough for three normal people.

Music?