Dang, man; I guess such is life for us these days. You're dev and I'm ops; together we could do a thing.
I wish any of my investments panned out as I'd hoped. The only one remaining that I have any faith left in is this stupid house, and we really need to sell it while it is still worth something and move to some hypothetical civilized place.
Manager 2: did Manager 1 tell you you did it wrong?
Manager 3: Manager 1 and 2 told me you're doing it wrong is something wrong?
Manager 4: Manager 1 2 and 3 alerted me to the fact you're doing it wrong please be in meeting room 1 at 4pm.
HR: 4pm meeting room 1. It's come to our attention that you haven't included pronouns in your tps reports is there any reason for this?
Me: no one told me this was even a thing other than I was doing it "wrong".
HR: meeting room 1 4:15 Starts talking over you as soon as you start to explain you were never told about the jewining of the office, unfortunately it seems that the company is going in a different direction and with that has made your position in the company redundant. We are looking for other pipelines to explore for a better KPI outcome and current restructuring.
Me: ? Did you say all that to indirectly say I'm fired?
HR: meeting room 1 4:30 you can continue to work until your services are no longer required on Friday.
Me: ? So I'm fired.
HR: meeting room 1 4:35pm diversity hire starts munching on donut says nothing and walks out of meeting room.
Dammit I forgot how to unlock my doors and I also keep impulsively cleaning my shotgun. Darn it. Sorry IRS xir you're gonna have to kick down my door. DAMMIT I JUST DID A N.D. AND SHOT HIM IN THE CHEST WHEN HE PEACEFULLY KICKED MY DOOR OPEN. FUCK NOW MY OCD IS KICKING IN AND I NEED TO FILL IN THIS BIG HOLE I DUG IN THE WOODS.
My customers are usually pleasant and happy to see me.
And not a one of them is my boss, I can assure you. I swapped out of the labor pool specifically because I don't like motherfuckers telling me I need to bust ass more than I already am so they can meet some arbitrary deadline or whatever. Those days of working three 14s in a row and being "rewarded" by being told not to come in for my OT are loooonnggg over.
Unlike working for someone else, if a client is a pain in the ass, I can just tell them to fuck off and go about my day. I'm way too in demand and have way too little patience to deal with entitled niggers.
And bonus, I'm taking tomorrow and Friday off. Just because I feel like it. The day you make like $400 doing a couple hours of work is the day you'll understand.
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.3 yearsMar 3, 2024 18:05:16 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Deleted
[ - ] deleted 7 points 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 16:38:55 ago (+7/-0)*
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 4 points 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 16:43:35 ago (+4/-0)
I wish any of my investments panned out as I'd hoped. The only one remaining that I have any faith left in is this stupid house, and we really need to sell it while it is still worth something and move to some hypothetical civilized place.
[ + ] FacelessOne
[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 17:34:38 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 17:35:43 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] FacelessOne
[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 17:38:49 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 17:40:21 ago (+0/-0)
I guess that means I have to make the cover letters for these TPS reports all by myself now.
Damn it.
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 20:12:59 ago (+2/-0)
Manager 2: did Manager 1 tell you you did it wrong?
Manager 3: Manager 1 and 2 told me you're doing it wrong is something wrong?
Manager 4: Manager 1 2 and 3 alerted me to the fact you're doing it wrong please be in meeting room 1 at 4pm.
HR: 4pm meeting room 1. It's come to our attention that you haven't included pronouns in your tps reports is there any reason for this?
Me: no one told me this was even a thing other than I was doing it "wrong".
HR: meeting room 1 4:15 Starts talking over you as soon as you start to explain you were never told about the jewining of the office, unfortunately it seems that the company is going in a different direction and with that has made your position in the company redundant. We are looking for other pipelines to explore for a better KPI outcome and current restructuring.
Me: ? Did you say all that to indirectly say I'm fired?
HR: meeting room 1 4:30 you can continue to work until your services are no longer required on Friday.
Me: ? So I'm fired.
HR: meeting room 1 4:35pm diversity hire starts munching on donut says nothing and walks out of meeting room.
[ + ] FacelessOne
[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 17:43:37 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Deleted
[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 17:24:08 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 20:03:09 ago (+0/-0)
Smells like teen spirit.
I think that's why I never got my shot gun back from kirk.
[ + ] Master_Foo
[ - ] Master_Foo 6 points 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 14:49:12 ago (+7/-1)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.3 yearsMar 3, 2024 18:06:16 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] oyy_veyy_goyy
[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 3 points 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 13:57:37 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 14:29:28 ago (+1/-0)
Or any major esg scored corporation at this point, I guess...
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 20:19:09 ago (+1/-0)
What position do you want?
Top or bottom?!
[ + ] TheViciousMrPim
[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 15:04:14 ago (+3/-1)
[ + ] Jinglebanger
[ - ] Jinglebanger 2 points 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 15:00:01 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 3 points 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 15:11:59 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 20:16:49 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Not_a_redfugee
[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 1 point 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 21:08:09 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 21:18:08 ago (+0/-0)
...be sure to also identify as a nigger, and you can't be prosecuted.
[ + ] kammmmak
[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 16:12:01 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Deleted
[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 16:40:14 ago (+1/-0)*
[ + ] Jinglebanger
[ - ] Jinglebanger 0 points 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 21:16:34 ago (+0/-0)*
And not a one of them is my boss, I can assure you. I swapped out of the labor pool specifically because I don't like motherfuckers telling me I need to bust ass more than I already am so they can meet some arbitrary deadline or whatever. Those days of working three 14s in a row and being "rewarded" by being told not to come in for my OT are loooonnggg over.
Unlike working for someone else, if a client is a pain in the ass, I can just tell them to fuck off and go about my day. I'm way too in demand and have way too little patience to deal with entitled niggers.
And bonus, I'm taking tomorrow and Friday off. Just because I feel like it. The day you make like $400 doing a couple hours of work is the day you'll understand.
[ + ] HeavyBrain
[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 16:49:46 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 14:15:08 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 5 points 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 14:31:24 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry
[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 14:33:22 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] big_fat_dangus
[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 17:27:54 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] DARTH_VARIANT
[ - ] DARTH_VARIANT 0 points 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 17:22:40 ago (+0/-0)
BTW
Did you find your gun?
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 17:32:46 ago (+0/-0)
I lost that gun in that tragic deepseadiving accident.