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Annoying friend

submitted by Sleazy to funny 2 yearsMay 30, 2023 15:37:18 ago (+48/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 2 yearsMay 30, 2023 15:54:25 ago (+7/-0)

Don't try this if you're married.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 6 points 2 yearsMay 30, 2023 16:25:07 ago (+6/-0)

instead tell her "your fat annoying friend whispered to me she wants my sausage. I feel both gross and violated. Make her go away before I do it in my own 'special, very bigoted' way. How's the sangwich coming, dear?"
(Been married a long, long time.)

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 30, 2023 19:08:53 ago (+0/-0)

Did your wife give her the sausage instead?

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 2 yearsMay 30, 2023 20:30:18 ago (+0/-0)

I can respect your quantity over quality approach lately at "jokes" that you attempt. Keep it up. You'll get there.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 3 points 2 yearsMay 30, 2023 16:35:57 ago (+3/-0)

it all depends on how you phrase it:

Honey, did Shamalequa lose some weight?

Wow, it looks like Nameequalon got a new outfit!

Now that Hamaboofus is single, I'll bet the boys will be after her!

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 2 yearsMay 30, 2023 20:01:24 ago (+0/-0)

Jealousy is a powerful tool, best used with a light touch.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2 yearsMay 30, 2023 22:36:35 ago (+1/-1)

Better off not married.

[ - ] Belfuro 3 points 2 yearsMay 30, 2023 17:43:44 ago (+3/-0)

Women with a large group of close female friends are not marriage material.

Women are bitches and will gladly stab the closest friend in the back while pretending to be doing it for the friends benefit.

Witnessed it myself, the girlfriend sees her being happy with a new man and will rush to sabotage the relationship through various means.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 2 yearsMay 30, 2023 22:56:00 ago (+0/-0)

However, women who have nothing but male friends aren’t worth a shit.

[ - ] Deathstalker 0 points 2 yearsMay 30, 2023 23:13:18 ago (+0/-0)

Me and Lisa are besties even though she is so jealous of me. Id take her advice any day though especially over my own boyfriend or husband.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 2 yearsMay 30, 2023 16:11:25 ago (+3/-0)

If your gf's friends look like this, you're gonna have a bad time. Or a good one. Depends on how you look at it.


These are attractive women, but I see a little cocaine chic, and the attitude must be off the charts as supermodels.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey -3 points 2 yearsMay 30, 2023 16:38:39 ago (+1/-4)

I’d trash the one on the left. Give her a few kidney shots while I’m fucking her from behind. It tightens up the pussy a bit.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2 yearsMay 31, 2023 01:05:29 ago (+0/-0)

You make sure your GF sees you looking at her friends ass or tits. That'll get her thrown off the plantation.