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Had a kid at work tell me a Hitler joke today

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to TellTalk 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 20:03:27 ago (+35/-2)     (TellTalk)

It was slow and we were goofing around and I walk by and give this girl (18) a Roman Salute. She says, “Icemonkey, you know you’re not supposed to do that”! To which I responded “what’s wrong with a Roman Salute”? She then says, “They really should put up a statue of the guy who killed Hitler”......
She got me. Thinking this young child doesn’t know the “story” of Hitler killing himself, I stepped in it by informing her. Right then I cracked up because she got me and she laughed as well. Seriously, out of the mouth of babes. There may be hope for these youngsters.


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[ - ] 2Drunk 12 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 20:39:06 ago (+12/-0)

Uncle Adolph is in Argentina.

[ - ] I_am_baal 18 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 21:15:29 ago (+18/-0)

A little bit of Uncle Adolph is in us all.

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 11 monthsMay 30, 2023 03:53:47 ago (+3/-0)

At the ripe old age of 134?

Impressive

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 11 monthsMay 30, 2023 09:15:31 ago (+1/-0)

Adolf

[ - ] Rebooted 6 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 21:26:09 ago (+6/-0)

I use the Roman salute all the time and didn't realize what it was until a few years back. It's a simple non-waiving raised hand. Most people register it as a simple hello.

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 21:35:44 ago (+4/-0)

I "point" with a full-on Roman, with only the pointer finger extended all the time as a standard greeting. It's not much of a stretch from there.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 5 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 22:37:40 ago (+5/-0)

See Kyle?
He’s this tall o/

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 23:46:57 ago (+2/-0)

\o

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 11 monthsMay 30, 2023 08:27:59 ago (+2/-0)

Loooool

[ - ] deleted 6 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 20:48:45 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] PhantomXLII 3 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 22:49:19 ago (+3/-0)

...

That's good. Also sad, in a way.

[ - ] oppressed 4 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 20:31:17 ago (+4/-0)

i doubt she meant that, women arent smart enough to come up with a quip like that

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 21:59:16 ago (+2/-1)

You weren’t there and you don’t know her. But that’s cool.

[ - ] Inward 1 point 11 monthsMay 30, 2023 06:37:35 ago (+1/-0)

Did you explain that Hiltler was right?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 30, 2023 15:13:16 ago (+1/-0)

There will be training on this at a later date.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 20:18:49 ago (+1/-0)

Ha. good.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 11 monthsMay 30, 2023 05:40:42 ago (+0/-0)

You sure you aren't chinese?