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How to further bankrupt Transheiser Busch

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to TellUpgoat 2.0 yearsMay 29, 2023 12:08:56 ago (+6/-5)     (TellUpgoat)

Buy up all the Bud Light at a major discount.
Then Transheiser Busch will think the boycott is over and brew more Bud Light.
Lastly, stop buying Bud Light when all the discounted cans are gone.
Now, Transheiser Busch is stuck with even more Bud Light it can't sell at profit.


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[ - ] SumerBreeze 4 points 2.0 yearsMay 29, 2023 12:18:37 ago (+4/-0)

They are still making profit at major discount prices; beer is probably one of the cheapest beverages to make - a light beer even moreso.

[ - ] GloryBeckons 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 29, 2023 12:46:51 ago (+2/-0)

Literally cheaper than water in Germany.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 29, 2023 13:11:02 ago (+3/-0)

Thanks, Hitler!

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 29, 2023 19:15:30 ago (+1/-0)

But why give them any money?

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 29, 2023 19:46:01 ago (+0/-0)

well, my thought is, if we buy it now it's a loss to them because it is such a steep discount. so they are losing money selling now. then, they think the boycott is over, they brew/can more, but nobody buys the new stuff at full price, so they lose again.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 30, 2023 09:37:50 ago (+0/-0)

My local Walmart is still selling Bud Light at $19 case. I guess someone didn’t get the memo?

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 7, 2023 12:10:23 ago (+0/-0)

I've been looking for the $20 discount. Haven't seen it

[ - ] bossman131 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 29, 2023 18:02:07 ago (+0/-0)

Communism is why the corporations are going woke,

https://twitter.com/iluminatibot/status/1663035672813289472?s=20

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 29, 2023 15:50:21 ago (+0/-0)

They are nowhere NEAR 'bankrupt'

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 29, 2023 14:33:55 ago (+0/-0)

Its gonna be hard to combat their $2.49 a case because many of the low IQ retards will be all over that. In fact I saw a few pussies I know drinking it this weekend and made fun of them relentlessly and wil lcontinue to do so. Now when I see them I'm like "OH here comes the tranny fluid drinker"