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Last nite 3 cop cars came racing into my neighborhood with sirens blaring...'must be a mass murder by niggers', I thought

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 07:09:49 ago (+27/-0)     (whatever)

turns out kids were playing Hide and Seek, and Karen called the fuckin sheriffs. My neighborhood FB page is full of delicious drama this morning, half the people here are now at war, with death threats and sheeeit. Everyone is White 🤣

EDIT: this is a very nice upper middle-class place, with zero drama, normally...the neighborhood FB page is now full of Karens seething, and dudes posting laughing emojis.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 11 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 08:37:16 ago (+11/-0)

I got into with a couple pussy ass uniform wearers yesterday. Pansy ass mother fuckers, thinking a plate carrier makes them tough. I'm bout tired of these fuckin zog bots.

[ - ] BushChuck 9 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 09:02:53 ago (+9/-0)*

Never seen plate armour that can handle a headshot.

edit - that's the difference. I'm only interested in the best shot possible. Every time I squeeze the trigger, it is with intent.

Can we please get this civil war started while I'm at peak performance?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 10 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 09:05:27 ago (+10/-0)

Funny, I was thinking the same thing. Oakley sunglasses aren't bulletproof.

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 13:25:42 ago (+2/-0)

Ronny Barrett made a solution.

[ - ] BushChuck 0 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 21:55:08 ago (+0/-0)

Prefer the Lynx, myself.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 14:31:01 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 14:09:10 ago (+0/-0)

The lady had mumbled something about a kid with a gun, turns out that was not the case

[ - ] Peleg 5 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 09:41:23 ago (+5/-0)

Damn Karens! They've never had a second of fun in their whole life and demand that no one else in the world have any either!
You need to find out which Karen it was that called the zogbots in. Then you need to make her life a living hell.

[ - ] con77 2 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 10:10:05 ago (+2/-0)

dog shit repository

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 14:08:29 ago (+2/-0)

She stupidly announced it on the FB page, now everyone is gunning for her, kek

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 13:25:10 ago (+1/-0)

Karens are a plague on society.

[ - ] bossman131 1 point 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 19:57:02 ago (+1/-0)

Bewitched, where it all started.

Gladys Gruber Kravitz is extremely nosy, frequently peeking through her curtains at the Stephenses home. Kravitz's nosiness, her frustration at never being able to convince her husband or other neighbors of the odd behavior across the street, and the difficulties she causes the Stephenses are all recurring themes on Bewitched.

Samantha Stephens always comes up with a fabricated reason why Gladys Kravitz had seen what she had seen, and Gladys can never prove to others that there is anything beyond the ordinary happening at the Stephenses', which causes her no end of annoyance and causes her to question her own impressions and even her sanity. Sometimes, however, when Gladys and her nosiness goes way too far, especially when it involves any city officials or the police, Samantha utters, in anger, that the trouble is "some more of Gladys Kravitz's handiwork!"

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 13:02:48 ago (+0/-0)

So the cops won the game?

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 14:12:12 ago (+1/-0)

They left after 5 minutes, but now everyone is at war except me