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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 21:31:39 ago (+4/-0)

I would say, "Bruce Jenner, transvestite," and then laugh because I know my 18 year old self would never believe that.

[ - ] deleted 15 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 12:45:06 ago (+15/-0)

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[ - ] DukeofRaul 6 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 12:46:37 ago (+6/-0)

Dont join unions!

[ - ] lord_nougat 9 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 13:57:21 ago (+9/-0)

I'd say, "fuck you, faggot!"

[ - ] Gigglestick 8 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 15:21:07 ago (+8/-0)

“Read my note”

And hand a note on “bitcoin, hitler was right, ditch your ‘friends’, learn a trade” and all the stuff.

If I couldn’t give a note… “invest bitcoin apple”

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 8 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 12:53:23 ago (+8/-0)

Invest in Musk.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 4 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 12:53:43 ago (+4/-0)

Ugh or fb

[ + ] FuckShitJesus

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 4 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 12:54:30 ago (+4/-0)

$ for $, 1000x return from CIA Musk.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 5 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 12:57:23 ago (+5/-0)

Good point musky got it from cia hedge funds and esg

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 12:59:07 ago (+2/-0)

That makes a lot of scents.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 7 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 15:09:20 ago (+7/-0)

DON'T GET MARRIED.

[ + ] ilikeskittles

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 11 monthsMay 29, 2023 12:06:52 ago (+1/-0)

Correct answer.

[ - ] froggy 6 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 16:09:23 ago (+6/-0)

Only need two: Avoid Emily.

[ + ] Mr_

[ - ] Mr_ 3 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 20:00:10 ago (+3/-0)

Lol mine is Sarah

[ + ] OyGoy

[ - ] OyGoy 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 22:00:31 ago (+2/-0)

Melanie's mine. I'd say "she's a cunt" and I know I wouldn't listen to myself.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 22:33:08 ago (+2/-0)

Have you Mr since the breakup?

[ + ] Mr_

[ - ] Mr_ 2 points 11 monthsMay 28, 2023 13:23:25 ago (+2/-0)

Ha, I like it. Naw I found a good one and wifed her

[ - ] rhy 6 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 14:49:49 ago (+6/-0)

Buy every Bitcoin

[ + ] MichaelStewart

[ - ] MichaelStewart 1 point 11 monthsMay 28, 2023 04:29:31 ago (+1/-0)

Buy Monero Instead ;)

[ - ] SocksOnCats 6 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 13:57:16 ago (+6/-0)

"Buy Apple Bitcoin"

[ - ] con77 6 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 13:25:33 ago (+7/-1)

Wear a rubber

[ - ] DukeofRaul 5 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 13:27:14 ago (+6/-1)

You would say, "I am gay"

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 4 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 14:36:48 ago (+4/-0)

I'd make you curtsy

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 16:57:03 ago (+1/-0)

Might as well just cut it off if you're going that far.

[ - ] scoopadoop 2 points 11 monthsMay 28, 2023 18:45:45 ago (+2/-0)

Dad has cancer

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 5 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 15:52:26 ago (+5/-0)

Monster Beverage Corp.

Every 10k invested returned 21 million. I would use my wealth to fund the resurgence of the Reich.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 5 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 14:55:14 ago (+5/-0)

I wouldn't. Saying something would imply that I had done something wrong and that I needed to change it, I didn't.

Could I have more money? Yeah. Could I be healthier? Yeah. Could I be more successful? Oh yeah. Yet still, all these things cause other problems that I don't need.

Nope but if I had the chance to do it all over again.......HELL YEAH!

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 15:07:54 ago (+5/-0)

Every.single.thing.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 5 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 13:54:44 ago (+5/-0)

Hitler Nigger Jews

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 11 monthsMay 28, 2023 12:02:32 ago (+2/-0)

Nice shot kid.

[ - ] mxcviel 3 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 22:13:50 ago (+3/-0)

Anything I'd said to me at 18 would be completely useless. Well, actually you made me think, I somehow knew all what will happen, and did it all anyways. "Pack and run" would be the best advice, if I'd listen.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 4 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 13:55:32 ago (+4/-0)

Ditch those losers.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 17:02:10 ago (+1/-0)

Favorite version is from a Chinese real estate promotion guy in the 90s.

"You losa! Geh 'way from me!"

[ - ] albatrosv15 3 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 18:42:56 ago (+3/-0)

How many times can i go back in time? Can i go consecutively, like, form a sentence with every loop?

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 22:02:12 ago (+1/-0)

First time around

"I'll be back"

[ - ] oyveyo 3 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 18:31:41 ago (+3/-0)

Don't get married.

[ - ] totes_magotes 3 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 18:01:37 ago (+3/-0)

"Stop reposting reddit."

That's exactly what I say.

[ - ] Bufordxl 3 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 16:35:39 ago (+3/-0)

Invest in silver. Or, stop doing that.

[ + ] MichaelStewart

[ - ] MichaelStewart 1 point 11 monthsMay 28, 2023 04:31:39 ago (+1/-0)

Hoping to get more people to post over on /v/Silver

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 3 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 16:18:50 ago (+3/-0)

Nigger nigger nigger!

*oh fuck, should’ve said something about investing in something. Damn.

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 16:17:21 ago (+3/-0)

buy bit coin

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 16:16:40 ago (+3/-0)

"Ditch that girl."

[ - ] dontknowwhatiwant 2 points 11 monthsMay 28, 2023 01:52:40 ago (+2/-0)

2009 Mine Bitcoin~!

[ + ] MichaelStewart

[ - ] MichaelStewart 1 point 11 monthsMay 28, 2023 04:30:23 ago (+1/-0)

Mine XMR, instead

[ - ] bosunmoon 3 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 15:20:34 ago (+3/-0)

fuck yeah dude.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 2 points 11 monthsMay 28, 2023 00:56:36 ago (+2/-0)

Invest Amazon Google

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 13:51:06 ago (+3/-0)

Invest IBM

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 21:35:41 ago (+2/-0)

Hi M, I'm dad.

[ - ] Hermes 3 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 13:06:16 ago (+3/-0)

Oy vey goyim.

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage 3 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 12:59:14 ago (+3/-0)

Aim high

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 21:33:24 ago (+3/-0)

The irony is that this post is on the bottom.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 12:47:02 ago (+3/-0)

Carry on.

[ - ] Sector7 3 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 17:06:27 ago (+3/-0)

Sadly, your former self didn't realize the typo, and blithely carried on without one.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 21:38:42 ago (+4/-0)

Carrion, my wayward son.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 3 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 12:41:59 ago (+3/-0)

Pow! (Then I punch myself)

[ - ] Razzoriel 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 22:16:11 ago (+2/-0)

Christ is king.

[ - ] 86USSLiberty 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 22:06:23 ago (+2/-0)

Tell him exactly what’s coming. If convinced I was really future him, he’d make the right moves.

[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 20:46:50 ago (+2/-0)

Get CompTIA Certified

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 20:40:23 ago (+2/-0)

study mechanical engineering.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 20:23:01 ago (+2/-0)

Buy all bitcoin

[ - ] deleted 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 19:05:46 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 20:39:03 ago (+1/-0)

And then when you get back to the present you find out that your life is completely fubar, because your younger self misunderstood your advice.

TO BE CONTINUED...

[ - ] deleted 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 19:03:36 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] carnold03 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 18:21:47 ago (+2/-0)

Two words, Computer. Now.

And then I proceed to write out everything 18 year old me would need to know.

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 16:41:19 ago (+2/-0)

Dont sell drugs

[ - ] Roy_Batty 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 16:17:41 ago (+2/-0)

9,112,001 video pentagon

That is, if a single number counts as 1 word. I think younger me would be smart enough to figure it out.

[ - ] zr855 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 15:50:22 ago (+2/-0)

Hitler was right.

[ - ] Barfcock19 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 15:16:10 ago (+2/-0)

Eat less, fatty.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 14:52:07 ago (+2/-0)

Never Trust Jews
Avoid All Blacks
Money Over Pussy
Don’t Take Shit

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 19:39:20 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 20:45:47 ago (+2/-0)

Your dad agrees

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 21:36:51 ago (+1/-0)

Said no hooker, ever.

[ - ] BushChuck 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 14:50:23 ago (+2/-0)

Grow more weed.

[ - ] Sector7 4 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 17:08:15 ago (+4/-0)

Too much more and you crash the market. See 2023.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 22:30:02 ago (+2/-0)

Smoke more weed.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 13:33:39 ago (+3/-1)

I'd say nothing and use that opportunity to kill him on the spot.

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[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 13:54:29 ago (+5/-0)

Antipostmodernist does not know the definition of "only use 3 words"

Ha that's ok. I'm not mad about it. Fair warning I am dving this.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 18:28:58 ago (+2/-0)

I took that to mean "3 words maximum", I could do what I chose to do silently.

But ok, if actions like killing my younger self wouldn't work I'd say these three words: "join the military".
Enlisting then would likely have seen my sperglord self be sent out to the deserts, I'd be off the internet, and have skipped on high school.
Perhaps giving me a much better life than the one I lived from that point.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 22:05:56 ago (+2/-0)

Based on how old I think you are they would have turned you into a tranny by now if you did that. Then you would end up... wait a minute I see what you did there.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 14:25:18 ago (+2/-1)

Shut uo bitch

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 14:26:58 ago (+5/-0)

Better men than you have tried.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 3 points 11 monthsMay 27, 2023 14:30:29 ago (+3/-0)

Any women who doesnt lile me is a lesbian. Period