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Seems pretty gay

submitted by UncleDoug to Christcucks 2 yearsMay 27, 2023 03:20:36 ago (+26/-8)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Master_Foo 6 points 2 yearsMay 27, 2023 03:51:50 ago (+7/-1)

The potheads are the most welcoming clique.

Remember kids, Jesus surrounded himself with the biggest degenerates of his day.
The bar for acceptance into Christianity isn't high.
All you need to do is "like jesus".

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 3 points 2 yearsMay 27, 2023 09:55:22 ago (+3/-0)

Friends?
One sold him out for 30 silver, one denied him 3 times and one, after witnessing all those miracles, doubted he was who he claimed to be.
And now, 2000 years later, you're expected to have unquestioning faith in those jewish stories.
I dunno man, it seems kinda sus.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 1 point 2 yearsMay 27, 2023 13:29:22 ago (+1/-0)

One sold him out for 30 silver

Might have been told to do that.

one denied him 3 times

To save his own life.

And one, after witnessing all those miracles, doubted he was who he claimed to be.

Lots of people were doing miracles back then, magic like that wasn't exactly uncommon in those days, and a lot of people were making claims to a divine lineage tracing back to a lot of different gods from their own religions, often substantiated with their own miracles, even monotheism wasn't anything new or hard to find. Jesus looked a lot like the rest of the guys out there doing his kind of thing.

[ - ] Love240 2 points 2 yearsMay 27, 2023 04:42:05 ago (+2/-0)

Okay, this is funny. This didn't need to go in this sub.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 2 yearsMay 27, 2023 04:54:32 ago (+2/-1)

I have one close friend at fourty. Fuck everyone else.
Jebus was clearly a cult leader.
But you know, Deus Vult, and all that

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 1 point 2 yearsMay 28, 2023 03:42:47 ago (+1/-0)

I have one close friend, but he just got engaged... Was nice knowing him.

[ - ] mikenigger -1 points 2 yearsMay 27, 2023 10:42:12 ago (+1/-2)

splitting seas by day, asscheeks by night

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 27, 2023 14:14:46 ago (+1/-1)

Critically underrated comment.