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Will you fags stop publicly flirting with PostWallHelena!

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to TellUpgoat 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 10:03:42 ago (+11/-5)     (TellUpgoat)

All this passive-aggressive sexual angst is mucking up the place.

Get a room already.


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[ - ] froggy 4 points 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 10:49:15 ago (+4/-0)

Fuck you faggot, your just angry that Gabara rejected you again

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 11:12:48 ago (+3/-1)

Who is Gabara? Never heard of this person.

[ - ] froggy 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 12:08:10 ago (+2/-1)

And that's why you're a faggot

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 12:15:26 ago (+3/-1)

Says the loser who's been here for 1.2 years and only has 4 posts.

[ - ] froggy -1 points 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 13:04:12 ago (+0/-1)

It's not about how big the number is, it's about how you use it. Your mom told me that

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 13:39:53 ago (+2/-1)

My mom died before you were born, little boy.

[ - ] froggy 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 13:45:46 ago (+2/-0)

That's why they call me the pussy slayer, son

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 14:44:08 ago (+1/-0)

Do you actually carry out these necrophiliac fantasies, or is it just fap material for when your parents are at work?

[ - ] froggy 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 15:36:43 ago (+2/-0)

Dead girls can't say no

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 15:51:12 ago (+1/-0)

Well, if you believe all the covid vaxxxx theories, you'll have lots of dates soon.
Continue thread

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 23:04:02 ago (+0/-0)

Its that jew on old voat that bragged about raping over 9000 kids.

[ - ] Hermes 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 14:02:40 ago (+3/-0)

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 15:51:12 ago (+2/-0)

No one is flirting, its just friendly banter. Ripping on each other to create humour to liven the place up occasionally is better than being a drab asshole.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 15:59:25 ago (+0/-0)

Yes uncledick, I get it.

-1 to you for having no understanding of what humor actually is.

Also, -1 to you for using the gay British spelling of humor.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 16:06:29 ago (+1/-0)

So -2 for proper English then?

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 17:15:12 ago (+1/-0)

No Aussie ever spoke proper english

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 16:15:15 ago (+0/-0)

Your banter skills are a bit off at the moment, why don't you go freshen up your coffee, come back and try again ...

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 14:05:09 ago (+2/-0)

But WE LOVE HER!!

[don't tell my wife]

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 15:58:46 ago (+1/-0)

If she takes the house at least you can get out of California.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 16:00:32 ago (+1/-0)

THANK THE LORD for small mercies.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 27, 2023 00:22:37 ago (+1/-0)

I'm also a silver linings type of guy

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 27, 2023 01:38:24 ago (+0/-0)

Silver kills some of the germs.

And annoys werewolves. Or vampires.or something.

[ - ] jsac 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 15:13:38 ago (+1/-0)

this is what happens when neckbeards meet "girls" online.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 13:13:12 ago (+1/-0)

I saw her first.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 23:48:51 ago (+0/-0)

And the worst part is she is a 50 year old grandma (sans grandkids)

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 12:22:12 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 12:28:23 ago (+3/-2)

I'm not your bro. Stop talking like a proboscis monkey.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 15:12:19 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 15:49:08 ago (+2/-1)

Let me say this in a way you can understand:

Ooo oooo eee eeee aaaa bro.
Eee eee aaa aaa oooga booga nigga.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 15:52:04 ago (+2/-0)

Alvin and the chipmunks style. Nice.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 20:26:31 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] -1 points 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 20:48:08 ago (+0/-1)

Man, you and uncledick just aren't bringing your A game today. Well, I guess everyone has bad days. Maybe next time you'll get it, but somehow I doubt it.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 20:49:23 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] -1 points 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 20:53:38 ago (+0/-1)

Man, sad. You just don't know when to let go. I'm trying to help you stop embarrassing yourself, just take the opportunity and let it go.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 20:55:04 ago (+1/-0)

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