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Elon Musk's Neuralink gets FDA approval for study of brain implants in humans

submitted by mxcviel to WhatCouldGoWrong 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 21:05:30 ago (+3/-0)     (archive.ph)

https://archive.ph/dh5Uo

Neuralink got FDA approval to launch first-in-human clinical study, while U.S. lawmakers are urging regulators to investigate whether the make-up of a panel overseeing animal testing at Neuralink contributed to botched and rushed experiments.

Musk envisions both disabled and healthy individuals swiftly getting surgical implants at local centers.

"Elon Musk's brain-implants aim to cure a range of conditions from obesity, autism, depression, schizophrenia, to enabling web browsing and telepathy", says Reuters.

https://www.reuters.com/science/elon-musks-neuralink-gets-us-fda-approval-human-clinical-study-brain-implants-2023-05-25/



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[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 21:11:22 ago (+2/-0)

You just know this'll go wrong.

Oh you need your mandatory brain implant for the greater good...

Windows update for your brain... Sounds awesome

[ - ] mxcviel [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 21:16:30 ago (+0/-0)

and, Reuters actually says brain chip will enable telepathy. I guess pajet writing this already has some chip installed.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 21:28:47 ago (+1/-0)