I go to Galveston three times a year. I rent a beach house three times bigger than I need, and I don’t venture out. Except to write ‘Trump Won’ on the beach in giant letters.
The traffic if pretty bad. Everyone is basically trudging along a single coastal road. The museum for all the nigs that were wiped out in the great Galveston hurricane, was pretty interesting. And there is an aquarium. That’s about it.
[ - ] 1234lkjh 1 point 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 19:33:14 ago (+1/-0)
Damn, I'm just imagining if you were a democrat who would go out and write "Hilary Won." I'd probably think you were a giant loser with little to no life.
Observing from my deck, I’ve never seen a person erase ‘Trump Won’ from the sand. It will stay all day till the tide comes in. It’s spawned copy cats. I’ve found it written miles down the beach. Everyone knows…it makes them smile when they see it written, to know they’re not alone.
There aint nothin but steers and queers in Texas. So you can ride a steer or be ridden by a queer.
But seriously, Texas is a shithole. You've got Mexico to the south, California to the west, and New Orleans to the east. Spics, commies, and niggers. That's all you really need to know.
I've lived there before, and the best story I have about Texas is that I was flying down a desolate highway dodging tumbleweeds in the middle of the desert and got pulled over by a State Trooper. He walked up to the window and asked "Do you know how fast you were going?", and I said "My speedometer was pegged, so I really don't know." He says, "137. Slow down." and then he walks back to his cruiser and drives off.
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 18:24:21 ago (+7/-0)
[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager
[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 6 points 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 18:55:46 ago (+6/-0)
The traffic if pretty bad. Everyone is basically trudging along a single coastal road. The museum for all the nigs that were wiped out in the great Galveston hurricane, was pretty interesting. And there is an aquarium. That’s about it.
[ + ] 1234lkjh
[ - ] 1234lkjh 1 point 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 19:33:14 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager
[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 2 yearsMay 26, 2023 10:14:12 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 5 points 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 19:02:45 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 5 points 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 19:52:29 ago (+5/-0)
Florida is now more Texas than Texas.
[ + ] xmasskull
[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 20:44:08 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Sector7
[ - ] Sector7 1 point 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 22:59:14 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 yearsMay 26, 2023 22:26:29 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy 4 points 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 18:27:02 ago (+7/-3)
[ + ] texasblood
[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 22:11:35 ago (+1/-1)
Dis'city faggott here now.
Cows have horns too.
Get them bull nuts off yah chin fella.
You looking to sexed
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 22:16:20 ago (+2/-1)
[ + ] texasblood
[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 22:29:35 ago (+1/-1)*
Punk ass kids chirping
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 22:35:05 ago (+1/-0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g711UAfRdJs
[ + ] texasblood
[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2 yearsMay 26, 2023 05:54:53 ago (+1/-1)
Search it
[ + ] Panic
[ - ] Panic 0 points 2 yearsMay 26, 2023 01:15:56 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Ozark
[ - ] Ozark 4 points 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 18:17:32 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] xmasskull
[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 18:15:29 ago (+4/-0)
ie: Automobile ferry.
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 19:50:55 ago (+3/-0)
Beach, bars and oil rigs in the ocean.
You can drive on the beach like Daytona.
Worth it for a 3 day or more weekend.
[ + ] MasklessTheGreat
[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 3 points 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 19:28:28 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] FreeinTX
[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 19:23:48 ago (+2/-0)
On nigger spring break, you can shoot niggers and get away with it, so there's that.
[ + ] cyclops1771
[ - ] cyclops1771 2 points 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 19:13:55 ago (+2/-0)
If you like old architecture, there are some amazing old homes from the turn of the 19th to 20th century.
There are two main beaches. Stuart and East. East is more "party", Stewart is more "family." beaches will be filled with spics.
There is a nature habitat thing called Moody Gardens that has some educational stuff and interesting information.
[ + ] MasklessTheGreat
[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 19:26:10 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] texasblood
[ - ] texasblood 1 point 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 19:05:22 ago (+3/-2)
Folks leave the island when they go out to eat.
So many niggers since Katrina
[ + ] MasklessTheGreat
[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 4 points 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 19:28:14 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 19:53:39 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] xmasskull
[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 20:47:21 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] texasblood
[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 21:57:07 ago (+1/-1)
They suck dick like their daddy
[ + ] oyveyo
[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 2 yearsMay 26, 2023 04:10:38 ago (+0/-0)*
But seriously, Texas is a shithole. You've got Mexico to the south, California to the west, and New Orleans to the east. Spics, commies, and niggers. That's all you really need to know.
I've lived there before, and the best story I have about Texas is that I was flying down a desolate highway dodging tumbleweeds in the middle of the desert and got pulled over by a State Trooper. He walked up to the window and asked "Do you know how fast you were going?", and I said "My speedometer was pegged, so I really don't know." He says, "137. Slow down." and then he walks back to his cruiser and drives off.
[ + ] Anus_Expander
[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 yearsMay 25, 2023 18:44:22 ago (+3/-3)