I’m terrified of bears. I’m generalizing here but they can climb trees. Like run up trees vertically. They can run faster than horses. If you wanna kill a big one you better have a big ass gun. They won’t kill you when they eat you. They’ll disable you and just start eating you. Hopefully they started with your neck or something. Otherwise they’re gonna eat you alive. Here’s a fun story I like https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026914/Mum-bear-eating--Final-phone-calls-woman-19-eaten-alive-brown-bear-cubs.html
Adult bears are too heavy to climb trees. I've had double digit encounters with brown, black, and grizzly bears in the wild with no issue whatsoever. Bears aren't carnivores and they aren't retarded niggers. Yes, they can kill you, but if you don't give them a reason to attack you, they'll choose fish, berries, and self-preservation. 'Damn, nature, you scary' is niggerthinking.
The only thing that makes bears especially dangerous is that they are huge, and kinda strong, and fast and smart and some have 6-inch claws and they have really sharp teeth and once they taste man blood they are addicted and ... well you get the idea. If you don't run, and turn a little sideways and don't look it in the eye... you might get lucky that it's not hungry and it probably won't kill you. If it growls at you, hopefully that's a warning for you to calmly get the fuck out of it's sight, there could be a den with cubs nearby. If after you start moving the bear seems more agitated, you're probably going the wrong direction, pick another azimuth. Don't run, because A) you can't outrun a bear and B) things that run are generally classified as prey automatically. Or shoot his fucking head off with a BIG gun. Or have a spear ready so when it charges you just put the butt of the spear in the ground and put the pointy end in the bear, somewhere critical. Or have some hermetically sealed honey in your fanny pack ready as a diversion while you run away. Make sure you ditch your scent along the way or the bear will catch up eventually. Or, you know, stay out of the realm of bears if you're a pussy.
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The only thing that makes bears especially dangerous is that they are huge, and kinda strong, and fast and smart and some have 6-inch claws and they have really sharp teeth and once they taste man blood they are addicted and ... well you get the idea. If you don't run, and turn a little sideways and don't look it in the eye... you might get lucky that it's not hungry and it probably won't kill you. If it growls at you, hopefully that's a warning for you to calmly get the fuck out of it's sight, there could be a den with cubs nearby. If after you start moving the bear seems more agitated, you're probably going the wrong direction, pick another azimuth. Don't run, because A) you can't outrun a bear and B) things that run are generally classified as prey automatically. Or shoot his fucking head off with a BIG gun. Or have a spear ready so when it charges you just put the butt of the spear in the ground and put the pointy end in the bear, somewhere critical. Or have some hermetically sealed honey in your fanny pack ready as a diversion while you run away. Make sure you ditch your scent along the way or the bear will catch up eventually. Or, you know, stay out of the realm of bears if you're a pussy.