Peaches - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Peaches
submitted by lord_nougat to Gardening 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 19:17:49 ago (+35/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] psykx 5 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 19:46:14 ago (+5/-0)

Millions of peaches, peaches for me
Millions of peaches, peaches for free

[ + ] Boyakasha

[ - ] Boyakasha 2 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 21:29:41 ago (+2/-0)

Look out!!

[ - ] totes_magotes 3 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 20:47:42 ago (+3/-0)

Make sure you cull about half of the fruits or your trees won't put out any peaches next year.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 03:17:13 ago (+2/-0)

I miss summer.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 12:09:04 ago (+1/-0)

Im sorry for you guys down there. Its just starting to shape up around here. Everythings in bloom. Going to be a nice long sunny day here. Clear blue skies. A little cool. ~65F. Will be doing yardwork in a bit.

[ + ] dulcima

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 17:46:36 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, we are seeing more of those gloomy overcast days Melbourne is noted for. Coupled with smirking Dan Andrews, not a happy combination.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 22:25:01 ago (+2/-0)

That pic looks a lot higher resolution than it ends up being.

[ - ] forgetsu 2 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 19:48:15 ago (+2/-0)

Brother those are some mother fucking peaches no doubt.

No doubt.

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 2 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 19:42:43 ago (+2/-0)

I would love to grow a peach tree.

It seems that every tree with fruit that I plant either gets destroyed by deer, or fuzzy tailed tree rats steal all my fruit.

At least the tree rats leave me a few figs, but have not tried a peach tree yet. Maybe next year.

Yes, I had a tree fence as well, the fuckers brought stomped that shit down. I guess if ever comes to SHTF, at least there is a good stock of deer around, and at that point I won't mind following a blood trail through the neighbors yards.

[ + ] totes_magotes

[ - ] totes_magotes 6 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 20:50:12 ago (+6/-0)

6 years ago, I threw three rotten peaches out into the yard and forgot about them.

4 years ago, I bought a peach tree from a local store and planted it.

3 years ago, I realized that the three peaches I threw out there grew into trees. I now had 4 peach trees.

2 years ago, I realized 2 more trees grew from the first three. That makes 6 peach trees.

Last year, I let them all fruit as much as possible. I gave away 600 peaches, kept about 200 for myself. Between that and another 100 or so that fell early, rotted on the tree, etc, I threw about 300 pits out into the woods behind my house.

I really wanna see how many peaches are gonna be around in a few years.

[ + ] ParnellsUprising

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 4 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 20:53:17 ago (+4/-0)

Well shit, with that many fermenting peaches around, you might not even have to traverse neighbors yards to get your venison for the year.

[ + ] La_Chalupacabra

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 3 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 23:44:24 ago (+3/-0)

Dude, you could make soooo much peach wine with that excess.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 01:20:51 ago (+2/-0)

Do post the technique for this! I am intrigued.

I'll tell you about my mead.

[ + ] totes_magotes

[ - ] totes_magotes 0 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 07:43:48 ago (+0/-0)

Yup. But I made jelly. A lot of jelly. I gave jelly away. I still have some. Damned good stuff.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 07:40:34 ago (+1/-0)

I like peach ice cream. Mmmmmmmmmm it’s so good

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 03:40:06 ago (+1/-0)

impressive, very nice...

let's see @PostWallHelena 's peaches

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 12:10:51 ago (+1/-0)

Zelensky partisans cannot see my peaches.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 17:29:49 ago (+0/-0)

How bout the pairs?

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 23:24:10 ago (+1/-0)

Nice!

What kind of peaches? Elberta? Yellow, White? Freestone, clingstone?

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 23:31:34 ago (+2/-0)

Yellow, planted from a pit out of a particularly delicious peach we had quite some time ago..

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 23:35:29 ago (+2/-0)

Stone come out easy or hard to take out? Large or small? Round or flat? Super sweet or sweet/tart?

Elberta, O'Henry, Suncrest, Saturn.

More fruit tree porn please.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 01:18:43 ago (+0/-0)

This might be the first year we actually get fruit from it. Year before last, a storm blew everything off of it and that was that. It lived, and then the next year, another storm was nearly as bad, but there were 5 surviving peaches. Vermin destroyed those.

So... thus year we finally find out! I hope.

Getting tons of blackberries right now. I should take a picture of those tomorrow.

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 01:25:37 ago (+1/-0)

To maintain stone fruit health, spray the tree before it gets its new seasons leaves with a Bordeaux mix (copper sulfate, lime and water), this stops the bugs ravaging the plant.

I have a Chester dwarf, thornless blackberry, a god-tier health food bush up there with blueberries.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 01:28:00 ago (+0/-0)

Holy shit, thanks! I'll get me some of that.

I hope it works on squirrels.

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 01:28:50 ago (+1/-0)

Pitbulls work on squirrels

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 23:18:18 ago (+1/-0)

Am I the only one seeing the greasy merchant here?
Harder I look, the more it disappears, but I can see it lol.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 23:30:53 ago (+0/-0)

If he's in my garden, I'm shooting him!

in minecraft, I guess...

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 21:52:00 ago (+1/-0)