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What more do you chuds want?

submitted by ParnellsUprising to funny 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 18:34:20 ago (+91/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Niggly_Puff 26 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 18:44:48 ago (+26/-0)

Putting Hitler on the can is the only way I'd buy it.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 7 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 20:30:02 ago (+7/-0)

Same here.

[ - ] NeedleStack 6 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 22:30:22 ago (+6/-0)

But even then - don't fall for their marketing manipulation!

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 4 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 23:30:13 ago (+4/-0)

Still wouldn't buy that piss water.

[ - ] o0shad0o 1 point 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 08:13:38 ago (+1/-0)

Hilter *

[ - ] 3Whuurs 13 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 20:26:22 ago (+13/-0)

What apology?
That fag just said he didn’t know his media jew was going to do it.
And they have a massive corporation wide diversity hiring program that openly states it wants to replace Whites.

[ - ] ParnellsUprising [op] 2 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 20:43:51 ago (+2/-0)

There has been no apology, probably why it was posted to /funny.

It is alright to laugh at the absurdity of it all. It helps to channel the fiery rage into an inferno.

It is coming, so don't get those tranny tits tied into too much of a bundle and miss out.

That isn't some Qanon bullshit, or some belief that politicians will figure out some way to save us.

People are noticing. I am not the one to say when that hits critical mass, but I believe the day is approaching closer and closer as the absurdity grows more bizarre, and the more you ridicule the absurdity of it, the more you bring others into the fold.

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 18:54:22 ago (+7/-0)

Lol!

Yeah, okay. I might buy ONE then.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 9 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 19:52:56 ago (+9/-0)

I still wouldn't. Their beer is shit and they already picked their side. The went from volkslager to wokeslager in under a week and the kikes at the top can get fucked for all I care. Fuckin irredeemable.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 20:13:43 ago (+4/-0)

Ugh, not to drink! I have SOME standards! I'd buy one just to have a Hitler can!

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 21:03:01 ago (+3/-0)

As collectable as a bottle of Pepsi Clear or New Coke.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 21:36:02 ago (+0/-0)

Hitler makes anything better!

I'd totally buy a Hitler new coke! [but I obviously wouldn't DRINK it!]

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 22:45:23 ago (+2/-0)

I still have one of these in my collection:
https://files.catbox.moe/830eh2.jpg

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 23:06:22 ago (+0/-0)

I think my dad does, too! He meant to, anyway; he might have dumped them.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 22:11:15 ago (+2/-0)

I've been inconsolable myself. Budweiser has been my drink of choice since I first started drinking. It's a rice beer, so very little hangover. Also they are the last major American brewery that actually still brews the beer. All the other big brands brew it about halfway, then add alcohol and high fructose corn syrup.
Microbreweries are awesome but it's just not the same man

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 22:49:11 ago (+1/-0)

last major American brewery that actually still brews the beer

https://ironcitybeer.com/

Family owned since 1861.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 08:31:47 ago (+0/-0)

What about Yuengling?

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 10 monthsMay 26, 2023 13:32:45 ago (+0/-0)

I've been drinking Sapporo and Kirin, but haven't seen any yuengling in my area. I'll have to search around some more

[ - ] deleted 0 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 01:24:26 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 6 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 19:25:43 ago (+6/-0)

MEIN FUHRER; MEIN BREWER

[ - ] VaccineWaters 6 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 19:01:43 ago (+6/-0)

An Anne Frank ballpoint brew

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 5 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 20:31:43 ago (+5/-0)

Could be a whole series of cans.

Hitler and "the jews made us do it"

Anne Frank and "I invented the ball point pen"

Who else?

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 20:33:13 ago (+2/-0)

Shitskins and Naan bread

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 5 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 18:58:29 ago (+5/-0)

Yep, just undoing their faggotry isn't enough. They must fully and unapologetically endorse the right.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 5 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 19:16:07 ago (+5/-0)

I've gotten that way for everything now. Name the jew, refuse niggers or I'm not going to support you.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 00:17:32 ago (+2/-0)

Well, you’ll own nothing and be happy then.

[ - ] Inward 4 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 20:51:29 ago (+4/-0)

Death to all jews.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 3 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 23:10:13 ago (+3/-0)

Nothing. This stops when heads are on pikes. Fuck your metallic piss water.

[ - ] Centaurus 3 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 20:54:40 ago (+3/-0)

I would become an alcoholic if they did that.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 20:32:06 ago (+3/-0)

Commit to white pride year.

That won't get me to drink that soywater but it'll make me chuckle.

[ - ] Centaurus 3 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 20:57:23 ago (+3/-0)

And the cans should have random sayings, like; Epstein didn't kill himself; Hillary for jail; FJB; etc.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 2 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 21:28:54 ago (+2/-0)

I think that is a reasonable request

[ - ] froggy 2 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 20:51:10 ago (+2/-0)

The CEO did not apologize. Properly apologize and MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, we can talk

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 10:40:02 ago (+0/-0)

I'd drink Bud Nazi Lite....

[ - ] Bigdeal 0 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 09:17:11 ago (+0/-0)

They never apologized or actually fired the woman involved.

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 08:08:20 ago (+0/-0)

F_ck 'em. They had their chance and blew circumcised penis instead. Either make your own beer or buy Yuengling.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 01:23:13 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 08:34:33 ago (+0/-0)

Don't you have to add minerals to distilled water?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 08:40:00 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 00:15:08 ago (+0/-0)

A special addition White Power 6 pack would do as well.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 0 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 22:10:43 ago (+0/-0)

I'd for sure buy a sixer.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 22:06:27 ago (+0/-0)

Well yeah, I gotta buy that commemorative can. I mean who could resist mounting that in a class case on its own shelf?