There's a Black Guy at Work Who's Gonna Have His First Baby In a Few Months And Was Asking Co-workers for Baby Name Suggestions During Lunch... - Upgoat

There's a Black Guy at Work Who's Gonna Have His First Baby In a Few Months And Was Asking Co-workers for Baby Name Suggestions During Lunch...
submitted by Scyber to whatever 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 15:17:03 ago (+42/-1) (whatever)

One guy was drinking a bottle of Dasani & another was drinking a bottle of Aquafina, so I combined the 2 names and gave him my suggestion:
Dafina Aquasani.

Everyone laughed.
Now I have to see HR at the end of the day.
Fuck.

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[ - ] deleted 22 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 16:31:06 ago (+23/-1)

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[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 15 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 17:55:55 ago (+17/-2)

^this. Don’t break character. Be like “What? I thought that sounded really pretty!”

[ + ] Swej_Ehtsag

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 4 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 21:37:47 ago (+4/-0)

Tell HR that you told a co-worker in confidence that you want to now identify as a strong black woman and that's the real reason they called you in to their office. You were ready for retaliation and have an appointment with your lawyer this very evening.

Even though everything I said sounds fucking laughable, I GUARANFUCKINGTEE, HR will shit their pants and won't fucking touch you. I have to work with my HR department all the time, they are fucking terrified of this tranny faggot shit. Not a joke.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 12 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 17:39:13 ago (+12/-0)

D’Fentanyl

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 20:54:53 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Cantaloupe 8 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 19:08:09 ago (+8/-0)

Call them anti-Semitic

Dafina is the quintessential Moroccan Jewish dish served on Shabbat

Sani is a name that means "brilliance" or "radiance" from the Arabic word "sana," which means "to gleam"

Aqua-sani -- gleam like water

It's a beautiful name they're just hateful

[ - ] con77 6 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 16:39:00 ago (+6/-0)

Taekwondo

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 5 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 17:58:34 ago (+5/-0)*

Adaquan.
It’s a medicine my dog takes. Always thought it would make a great nigger name. I can almost hear the fat black mama yelling it from the sagging porch with busted bannisters.

[ + ] nipo

[ - ] nipo 0 points 12 monthsMay 25, 2023 00:08:36 ago (+0/-0)

Glad you found something that helps. My dog tried this and it didn't do anything.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 5 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 16:02:23 ago (+5/-0)

Dey la sharey sounds pretty ghetto. Made it up myself

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 20:55:14 ago (+1/-0)

Too beaner

[ - ] Boyakasha 4 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 18:11:59 ago (+4/-0)

Lil’ Fizzletron Tay Tay Nuts

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 4 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 16:08:07 ago (+4/-0)

D'aquasafina

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 15:41:43 ago (+3/-0)

Did everyone clap too?

[ + ] Scyber

[ - ] Scyber [op] 4 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 15:47:47 ago (+4/-0)

Of course. They always do.

[ - ] osomperne 2 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 23:29:33 ago (+2/-0)

So don't cooperate. Ask them questions that make them verbalize their retarded ass thoughts and laugh at them. Nothing will happen. Just have fun with it.

I've done this at 4 or more jobs already and they take a long time to fire you and all they do it say you're "not a cultural" fit and you can collect unemployment due to how stupid that reasoning is.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 20:53:56 ago (+2/-0)

You forgot to add the 3rd at the end just tell the diversity and inclusional HR manager it an honest mistake and get on one knee and apologize profusely for being hoooowyte.

[ - ] 0000000000002 2 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 15:58:18 ago (+4/-2)

I'll take "Things that didn't happen" for 800 Alex. What a sad faggot you are.

[ + ] texasblood

[ - ] texasblood -3 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 16:31:47 ago (+0/-3)

X2👍

[ + ] Scyber

[ - ] Scyber [op] 3 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 17:03:11 ago (+3/-0)

Go back to reddit with your emoji shit.

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 18:33:42 ago (+4/-0)

That's just our resident nigger bringing down the property values. We'll throw a burning cross on his lawn before you know it.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 20:59:00 ago (+1/-0)

They're all outta steers on reddit. He'll be a shoe in.

[ + ] mikenigger

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 12 monthsMay 25, 2023 04:04:19 ago (+1/-0)

you say that and yet you capitalized every word in the title

[ + ] texasblood

[ - ] texasblood -4 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 18:02:48 ago (+0/-4)

I like it,kikes fucking hate it.
Im told its genetic

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 09:36:53 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 12 monthsMay 25, 2023 01:48:33 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] mannerbund 1 point 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 19:27:34 ago (+1/-0)

Even as a joke, it's not racist to give out shitty names as a quip.

Tell HR:

If someone's getting butt hurt from such a joke, then I'd really have to wonder how much support they really have for the LGBTQ+P community.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 20:57:27 ago (+1/-0)

Change butt hurt to anal raped because that's what most do in the rainbow jihad. Be as accurate as possible to avoid confusion when conveying import and detailed information.

[ - ] Monica 0 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 12:41:47 ago (+0/-0)

Muganamarambi DeFarunquinsha

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 23:25:06 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck HR. If they want access to your labor then they have to not police everything you say.

[ - ] Garrett 0 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 23:21:03 ago (+0/-0)

What ended up happening?

[ - ] Breeder 0 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 22:47:52 ago (+0/-0)

Should have told him to pull a Bobby Fisher and name his kid Nigger

[ + ] Panic

[ - ] Panic 0 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 09:52:47 ago (+0/-0)

Bobbu Fischer was genetic jew on both sides, but as he grew, he became a full goat.

From Wikipedia... He also said, "The horrible behavior that the US is committing all over the world ... This just shows you, that what goes around, comes around, even for the United States." Fischer also referenced the movie Seven Days in May and said he hoped for a military coup d'état in the US: "[I hope] the country will be taken over by the military—they'll close down all the synagogues, arrest all the Jews, execute hundreds of thousands of Jewish ringleaders."

Good man! Not all jews are zionists.

[ - ] Moravian 0 points 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 20:07:02 ago (+0/-0)

Frank, Tom, Tony, Vince.

[ - ] GreenSaint -1 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2023 07:53:44 ago (+0/-1)

I remembering encouraging a nigger to get a face tattoo lol. I was walking by and I heard one nigger talking to another about how cool it looks so I joined in and started trying to convince him too.

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There's a Black Guy at Work Who's Gonna Have His First Baby In a Few Months And Was Asking Co-workers for Baby Name Suggestions During Lunch... submitted by Scyber to whatever 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 15:17:03 ago (+42/-1) (whatever)

There's a Black Guy at Work Who's Gonna Have His First Baby In a Few Months And Was Asking Co-workers for Baby Name Suggestions During Lunch...
submitted by Scyber to whatever 12 monthsMay 24, 2023 15:17:03 ago (+42/-1) (whatever)