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[ - ] oyveyo 8 points 2.0 yearsMay 23, 2023 19:56:53 ago (+8/-0)

The FIB has determined that the engine that caught fire was a white supremacist.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 23, 2023 22:35:08 ago (+2/-0)

Was it an Asian White Supremacist this time?

[ - ] MichelleObamasDick 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 23, 2023 21:59:49 ago (+2/-0)

It was one of them black/Indian/Hispanic white supremacists.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 23, 2023 19:18:59 ago (+2/-0)

It must have been painful for the jews and their fluffy headed followers not to blame it on evil White Christians.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 23, 2023 20:28:46 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 23, 2023 20:48:54 ago (+1/-0)

Where is the Naan bread?

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 23, 2023 18:57:12 ago (+1/-0)

Do they have electric school buses up there?

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 23, 2023 21:56:13 ago (+0/-0)

Wasn't there a bunch of potassium nitrate or something that went missing recently?

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 23, 2023 22:48:19 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. I think it was Ammonium Nitrate.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 24, 2023 01:49:13 ago (+0/-0)

60,000 lbs of ammonium nitrate. Enough to drop a skyscraper.
This ain't that

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 23, 2023 20:39:24 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 23, 2023 21:38:07 ago (+0/-0)

No. Rego Park

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 23, 2023 18:42:23 ago (+0/-0)

So... just totally normal NYC day.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 4 points 2.0 yearsMay 23, 2023 18:46:15 ago (+4/-0)*

Update: It appears accidental and no one was injured. Started as an engine fire, apparently. Around the same time in Brooklyn in what appears to be an unrelated incident NYPD had the chopper up looking for a police impersonator.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 23, 2023 18:49:35 ago (+0/-0)

NYPD had the chopper up looking for a police impersonator.

Is that worse or better than a female impersonator?

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 23, 2023 20:52:01 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 23, 2023 19:01:25 ago (+1/-0)

They just caught him in South Brooklyn hiding in a UPS truck. Looks Latino. Probably one of the nee “migrants”

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 23, 2023 20:10:21 ago (+2/-0)

Or a WHITE SUPREMACIST!!!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 23, 2023 20:49:58 ago (+0/-0)

TIL NYC has a ghetto bird

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 24, 2023 03:17:13 ago (+0/-0)

They have an aviation unit with over 70 employees and 8 copters.