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So I was driving to a job site in St. Petersburg Florida yesterday

submitted by con77 to TellTalk 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 10:58:24 ago (+30/-0)     (TellTalk)

I passed the Allendale United Methodist Church.
Their marquee read "Jesus is God in drag". The other side read "humanity is God in drag".
I called them several times and denounced them as blasphemous and satanic.
Give them a call and tell them what you think.
727-527-6694


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[ - ] drstrangegub 12 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 11:12:30 ago (+12/-0)

they need to tolerate our intolerance.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 8 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 12:28:53 ago (+8/-0)

Just put a sign that says: You will know them by their fruits. Jesus would've wanted this. amen

[ - ] Fascinus 13 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 12:32:07 ago (+13/-0)

You will know them by their fruits.

Oddly prophetic in this case.

[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 12:46:39 ago (+7/-0)

It be a real shame if some smiting happened.

[ - ] BulletStopper 12 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 14:21:26 ago (+12/-0)

Use one problem to solve another.

Wouldn't it be a shame if someone were to change the words "Jesus" and "God" on the sign to "Allah" and "Muhammad" and then send a pic around to all of the local mosques? Then just stand back and see what happens.

Say what you want about the pedophile dirt-worshippers, they do know this:
If you want any respect sometimes you gotta let everybody know that your willing to cut off some heads.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 16:13:28 ago (+2/-0)

Hope they can borrow a few tall buildings.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 22:45:37 ago (+4/-0)

Commence the faggot tossings!

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 18:21:56 ago (+2/-0)

evil genius

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 14:21:35 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 18:13:49 ago (+1/-0)

There is not one "global religious organization" that follows Christ and His teachings! Not one! The fact that they are a huge organization with a central "power center" is the proof that they have strayed from Christ's and His apostles teaching. Christ did not start an organization. The apostles did not start an organization. They did not have a main central office to pass down their "commands".
Each church was, and is still today, meant to be lead by the older men of That church. Concentrating the authority of a bunch of different churches in to one central location comes from greed and a lust for Power.
So, every organization that believes they are a Christian Church is wrong, and not following Christ's teachings.
Go find an independent, stand alone, church with knowledgeable, faithful Men for it's leadership. That will get you closer to what God wants.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 18:40:55 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 21:12:58 ago (+1/-0)

I'm sure it was mostly your vehicle.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 yearsMay 21, 2023 04:34:10 ago (+0/-0)

7/10

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 18:49:12 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 18:55:18 ago (+1/-0)

Your doin gods work brother!

[ - ] NukeAmerica 1 point 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 17:17:44 ago (+1/-0)

They won’t give a shit, OP. Go be a real christian man and destroy the sign later tonight. Violence always get through to people.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 21:11:15 ago (+1/-0)

I mean front holes with lavender hair can destroy statues 🤷‍♂️

[ - ] Ozark 1 point 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 11:08:49 ago (+3/-2)

Put on the full armor of God, turn the other cheek, slap on another bumper sticker and vote harder.

[ - ] con77 [op] 7 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 11:17:23 ago (+7/-0)

I'm not one of the turn the other cheek guys

[ - ] deleted 5 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 11:21:51 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] con77 [op] 4 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 11:50:49 ago (+4/-0)

Satan is preaching from that pulpit

[ - ] TheYiddler 2 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 17:28:44 ago (+2/-0)

Amen!

[ - ] NukeAmerica 1 point 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 17:20:59 ago (+1/-0)

Then go fuck up the church or change it from god to Allah or something. Go there at night with a mask on.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 21:14:23 ago (+1/-0)

Like antifa? We need a cohensidental van parked near by first.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 14:44:05 ago (+0/-0)

While we still have them, remember that technology and automation vastly increase the amount one man can do. Practically everyone so far has tried to cure the problems manually, which is why we still have those problems.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 21:15:49 ago (+0/-0)

So tiktok videos and retarded laughter looped.

Got it.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 12:07:51 ago (+3/-3)

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[ - ] NukeAmerica 2 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 17:19:52 ago (+2/-0)

They should have exterminated every last one of you feather niggers.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 18:35:22 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 18:42:24 ago (+0/-0)

Sending the ATF your way.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 21:17:12 ago (+0/-0)

You meant cuckleberry

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 14:22:22 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 14:38:32 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 14:54:02 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 21:18:36 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe the injuns ancestors but not the NuIndian.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 16:31:03 ago (+0/-1)

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