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New Immigration Laws

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 2 yearsMay 19, 2023 22:36:09 ago (+20/-0)     (whatever)

New Immigration Laws,
Be sure to read to the bottom or you will miss the message...
1. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools.
2. All ballots will be in this nation's language.
3. All government business will be conducted in our language.
4. Non-residents will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.
5. Non-citizens will NEVER be able to hold political office.
6. Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or any other government assistance programs. Any who are a burden will be deported.
7. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount at least equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.
8. If foreigners come here and buy land, their options will be restricted. Certain parcels including waterfront property are reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.
9. Foreigners may have NO protests; NO demonstrations, NO waving of a foreign flag, no political organizing, NO bad-mouthing our president or his policies. These will lead to deportation.
10. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be actively hunted and, when caught, sent to jail until your deportation can be arranged. All assets will be taken from you.
Too strict.?
The above laws are the current immigration laws of MEXICO.!
If it's good for American's to obey Mexican laws, then it's good visa versa.!!!


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[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 2 yearsMay 19, 2023 22:44:00 ago (+4/-0)

Fair.

[ - ] KingLeopold2 4 points 2 yearsMay 19, 2023 23:29:53 ago (+4/-0)

No to foreigners owning land here period

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 0 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 00:10:21 ago (+0/-0)

Well you're the kang so just make a proclamation!

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 08:23:33 ago (+0/-0)

Esp not an non white.

I like how the Thais are doing it (and many many other countries)

You as a foreigner cant own shit, you can give the money but only your native spouse/business partner can have their name on the deed.

[ - ] TheYiddler 2 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 06:52:41 ago (+2/-0)

All very reasonable laws.

[ - ] scholarandrogue 1 point 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 15:05:39 ago (+1/-0)

no dual citizenship

[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 0 points 2 yearsMay 19, 2023 22:54:39 ago (+1/-1)

Say "English," not "this nation's law." Liberal scum will "reinterpret" anything.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 2 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 00:11:26 ago (+2/-0)

I think you missed why she intentionally DIDN'T put Engrish.

[ - ] cb1 0 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 07:37:50 ago (+0/-0)

Retard.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 00:36:05 ago (+1/-1)

compared to Mexico the US is a shithole.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 08:21:38 ago (+0/-0)

That 1-3 is even a thing.

I dont get 7 though whats the rational behind that and that specific number?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 23:51:10 ago (+0/-0)

Couldn’t say. Looked strange to me.

[ - ] MichelleObamasDick -2 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 00:53:44 ago (+0/-2)

You're gonna get none of this done. You boomer tier faggot. You got no balls to enforce shit. You're all talk, no action. Just like every other Americuck. As long as you have warm food in your fat stomach and some kind of roof over your head; you will not revolt.

The Zionist occupied government of the USA will flood this country with taco niggers till there are no Europeans left. Not one white will lift a finger and defend this country. Nor will they defend their white brothers and sisters. All hope is lost. Swallow the black pill and rope yourself.

[ - ] cb1 4 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 07:23:03 ago (+4/-0)

Either you didn't read to the bottom or you're retarded and missed the point.

[ - ] MichelleObamasDick -1 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 12:53:30 ago (+0/-1)

I did read to the bottom fucktard. And it says; "If it's good for American's to obey Mexican laws, then it's good visa versa.!!!." Thus, he is trying to get the same thing done. That is what I said. Fuck you people are stupid around here.