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Who is the coolest god?

submitted by NukeAmerica to AskUpgoat 2.0 yearsMay 18, 2023 19:42:04 ago (+7/-3)     (AskUpgoat)



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[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2023 14:36:06 ago (+0/-0)

Odin, Zeus and Ra are all pretty cool in their own right.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2023 01:13:47 ago (+0/-0)

Ullr (pronounced ooo-lar) is widely known by many snow seekers as the God of Snow. But was he really? The legend of Ullr lives in Norse mythology and he was the son of the grain goddess Sif and stepson of Thor, God of Thunder.[Library Service]

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 18, 2023 23:59:29 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] -1 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2023 01:37:14 ago (+0/-1)

Proof?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2023 02:15:59 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] -1 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2023 02:56:14 ago (+0/-1)

Which god?

[ - ] TheGreatWar 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 18, 2023 22:06:15 ago (+0/-0)

Why Ra? This is very interesting to me. I took it for granted that the rift within the White race occured between Charlemagne and Widukind: Christian v. Pagan. I fully expected this poll to be dominated by Jesus and Odin. Yet it is Odin vs. Ra. Why? Is the Ra vote authentic or does it come from a reactionary contingent within the Odin following? This does not explain the low Jesus result though, and I find a Jesus to Ra transition even less likely than an Odin to Ra one. I don't know where to start with this.

[ - ] texasblood -2 points 2.0 yearsMay 18, 2023 21:33:31 ago (+0/-2)

Aint no cool to it clown.
King of Kings
Lord of LORDS
Pretty well covers it

[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] -1 points 2.0 yearsMay 18, 2023 21:38:20 ago (+0/-1)

Take your meds.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 18, 2023 21:05:54 ago (+1/-1)

Bacchus.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 18, 2023 20:39:32 ago (+1/-0)

Not a damn thing cooler than smiting ice giants. Also eyepatch.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 4 points 2.0 yearsMay 18, 2023 20:07:18 ago (+4/-0)

The porcelain god.
He's always there when you're at your lowest and need him.

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 18, 2023 20:19:09 ago (+2/-0)

her

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 18, 2023 22:25:22 ago (+1/-0)

Ah, what a relief; it was starting to come across as slightly gay puking in a him.

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 2.0 yearsMay 18, 2023 19:43:00 ago (+8/-1)

WTF! No LORD_NOUGAT option?!!?!

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 5 points 2.0 yearsMay 18, 2023 19:47:09 ago (+5/-0)

Smite that fucking heathen!

[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 18, 2023 20:03:05 ago (+2/-1)

You are a false god

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 18, 2023 20:38:30 ago (+3/-0)

You are a heretic!

If I weren't so nice I might smite you!

[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 18, 2023 21:37:41 ago (+1/-1)

You are just a janny, not a god. It’s already gotten to your head.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 18, 2023 22:09:40 ago (+1/-0)

PFFFFF!!!!!!

I was an egregious egotist all the way back when I was still a redditor post ellen poo and before!

But you are probably correct. Whatever.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 18, 2023 19:49:18 ago (+0/-0)

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