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peta thinks it can re-write the bible with AI. so i am now rewriting the peta mission statement.

submitted by drstrangegub to whatever 2.0 yearsMay 17, 2023 20:36:57 ago (+8/-2)     (whatever)

PETA organizational motto

we are peta.
we are idiots whose hearts have argued their brains into submission.
where there are trust fund kids harassing locals, we will be there.
where children helicopter parented into uselessness live in mud huts and long for cellular signals, there will we be as well.
where celebutards aggressively virtue signal their enthralled masses, you bet. we're on it.
now with more lucrative public/private partnerships!


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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 2.0 yearsMay 17, 2023 20:56:07 ago (+5/-0)

You go girl!

[ - ] drstrangegub [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 17, 2023 20:58:35 ago (+2/-1)

how dare you assume my gender. but you did get it right. i identify as a teenage black girl named lafondacious.

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 18, 2023 01:03:10 ago (+2/-0)

Watermelondrea

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 17, 2023 22:36:36 ago (+3/-0)

You missed the bit where 95% of the animals they "rescue" get euthanized.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 17, 2023 20:53:39 ago (+3/-0)

People Eating Tasty Animals

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 17, 2023 22:13:48 ago (+1/-0)

PETA? All of that reminded me of the peace corps.

[ - ] drstrangegub [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 17, 2023 23:08:14 ago (+1/-0)

is there a difference? peace corps. americorps. applecore. furthermore.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 17, 2023 23:26:36 ago (+0/-0)

dafuq is applecore?

[ - ] drstrangegub [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 17, 2023 23:28:56 ago (+0/-0)

coded message to your goldfish.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 18, 2023 02:07:14 ago (+0/-0)

It's the middle part

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 18, 2023 01:37:56 ago (+0/-0)

Degenerate whore

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist -1 points 2.0 yearsMay 18, 2023 02:23:41 ago (+1/-2)

Anyone can make up stories like in the bible, its parabolic nonsensical mumbo jumbo.