Yeah that's why you gotta just say they got guns then cops get fucking hardons for justice and blow thru traffic lights killing teenage girls to get there
The twins right in front of you look like some real winners. What, would they have a combined IQ of 140? Maybe. That's a lot of cops just for one gun that has already been secured.
Should have said a bunch of White Supremacists (the most dangerous people in America) were destroying a black man's car and one of them has him in a chokehold.
At that point, you just wait 3 minutes and call them back and tell them that you took care of the problem yourself. Don't clarify, don't answer any questions and hang up.
The cops will show up, see crime in progress, mission accomplished.
Then you sue the fuck out of them for abandonment of duty or whatever you can make stick to the wall.
[ + ] Aze
[ - ] Aze 28 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 00:48:20 ago (+28/-0)
[ + ] NoRefunds
[ - ] NoRefunds 12 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 02:48:23 ago (+12/-0)
[ + ] WanderingToast
[ - ] WanderingToast 8 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 04:04:38 ago (+8/-0)
Mention a weapon and perhaps say something about the person asking the sky for directions to 'allan's snack-bar'
[ + ] SilentByAssociation
[ - ] SilentByAssociation 5 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 07:17:36 ago (+5/-0)
I thought that he was Hawaiian or something. "Aloha snack bar," right?
[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens
[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 5 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 06:01:38 ago (+5/-0)
https://files.catbox.moe/0vm8lm.m4a
Pics of incident. I’m the big guy in the foreground of the office pic with the cops with the burgundy polo shirt and the skin fade.
https://files.catbox.moe/2ibxfx.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/lz9jld.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/2f43rp.jpeg
[ + ] Peleg
[ - ] Peleg 3 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 09:36:21 ago (+3/-0)
That's a lot of cops just for one gun that has already been secured.
[ + ] kammmmak
[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 07:49:27 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] TheNoticing
[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 21:54:53 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] deleted
[ - ] deleted 0 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 06:04:07 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Prairie
[ - ] Prairie 7 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 05:00:18 ago (+7/-0)
[ + ] lmaoayy
[ - ] lmaoayy 2 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 07:34:25 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Sector7
[ - ] Sector7 1 point 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 02:25:19 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Trumpman1488
[ - ] Trumpman1488 -1 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 01:56:26 ago (+1/-2)
[ + ] TheNoticing
[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 21:56:37 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] dulcima
[ - ] dulcima 10 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 06:35:10 ago (+10/-0)
[ + ] totes_magotes
[ - ] totes_magotes 8 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 05:43:52 ago (+8/-0)
The cops will show up, see crime in progress, mission accomplished.
Then you sue the fuck out of them for abandonment of duty or whatever you can make stick to the wall.
[ + ] TheNoticing
[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 21:57:11 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] HeavyBrain
[ - ] HeavyBrain 8 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 04:34:08 ago (+8/-0)
They would be there with SWAT and helicopters in 3min.
[ + ]deleted
[ - ] deleted 6 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 06:54:05 ago (+6/-0)
[ + ] Prairie
[ - ] Prairie 5 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 04:59:50 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] HeavyBrain
[ - ] HeavyBrain 4 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 05:59:11 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] Ozark
[ - ] Ozark 5 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 00:44:52 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] SirNiggsalot
[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 15:51:11 ago (+2/-0)
I'm sure several squad cars and a news crew would be there in less than 10 minutes
[ + ] 0000000000002
[ - ] 0000000000002 2 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 13:37:25 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] recon_johnny
[ - ] recon_johnny 2 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 15:08:38 ago (+2/-0)
Question is: Would that matter? Do you care?
[ + ] LookFat
[ - ] LookFat 2 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 13:34:27 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] kammmmak
[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 08:23:57 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Indoctrinated_USA
[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 14:27:56 ago (+1/-1)
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[ - ] deleted 0 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 11:23:31 ago (+1/-1)