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I was once on a ship (an overnight ferry) and I booked a two bunk cabin rather than a deck-chair, which in hindsight was rather decadent.Presumably I could share quarters with another male. Anyway I opened the door to the cabin and saw female bits and pieces everywhere and I thought: "my luck is in!".So I snuggled up in bed and dozed off imagining she'd turn up and disrobe in a shaft of moonlight streaming through the porthole. I went to sleep and then the cabin door flung open, light switched on and there was a ship steward with a stern-faced old woman and her bemused daughter in tow. I was herded into another cabin. A mistake had been made. I ran into the couple at breakfast and apologised and tried to act hippie-cool (but sounded silly) by saying I thought it might be some woman who didn't worry about sharing a room with a bloke and she said something like: "and you got a 70 yo woman!". Not one of my more noble moments. When I f..k up I do it well.

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