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How many guys will will figure out this SI model is really a man

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to AskUpgoat 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 09:41:49 ago (+15/-2)     (pbs.twimg.com)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FwMdmxcWIA4M6Er?format=png&name=900x900

I would hope most men would be able to tell, but nowadays ... one never knows.


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[ - ] GroundskeeperWillie 5 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 09:57:16 ago (+5/-0)

Whoever touched that photo up did a horrible job.

[ - ] TheGreatWar 4 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 10:41:43 ago (+4/-0)

I have to be honest. What's the giveaway? Hips are wide. Has tits. No Adams apple. No cock. The shoulders are wide for a woman but gymnastics can do that. The feet are inexplicably large though. This mostly looks like a plus-sized 3-beer chick.

If anything this is a warning against fast PUA techniques championed by losers. It's too easy to sarge into a bathroom BJ from a dude these days. Don't make out with a "woman" until you've been somewhere quiet so you can analyze her voice. Be ware of victorian chokers that can hide the Adam's apple and an overabundance of perfume that can hide the funk of a bro. Also avoid long skirts hiding big boney knees. Chivalry and sobriety will keep these faggots from slipping through your cracks.

[ - ] BushChuck 3 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 11:07:09 ago (+3/-0)

Dude looks like Buffalo Bill, bro.

Even if it were female, I wouldn't fuck it with dangus's dick.

[ - ] TheGreatWar 0 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 13:04:14 ago (+0/-0)

You must live in Buenos Aires or something. "Buffalo Bill" describes the average American woman.

[ - ] BushChuck 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 14:44:20 ago (+1/-0)

Rural Canada.

Zero faggots.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 11:32:08 ago (+2/-0)

Most measurements are subconscious and surprisingly precise.

You're brain has takes all kinds of measurements and feeds them to higher functions. Especially regarding fertility.

That's why this thing is not attractive, it's defective

[ - ] Rebooted 0 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 12:01:40 ago (+0/-0)

Greta way to put it.

[ - ] con77 0 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 13:16:13 ago (+0/-0)

3 beers! What are you a Mormon?

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 10:53:42 ago (+3/-0)

I'll be honest. I thought it was a chick.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 5 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 10:57:51 ago (+5/-0)

kudos (and +1) for honesty.
there isn't a specific giveaway for me, but there just seems something off about "her".

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 11:03:30 ago (+1/-0)

"off" or missing.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 15:20:04 ago (+1/-0)

I think it's the brain analyzing "her" skeletal proportions. That and the square-chinned face. Fatties tend towards more roundness and less squarishness.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 14:43:22 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah "she" looks fucked up like distorted.

[ - ] Shitstartercarter 2 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 11:30:10 ago (+2/-0)

It's all in the face and voice. They've gotten to good at it in the other parts. What a disgusting world we live in. We need another Hitler or George Lincoln Rockwell for a leader.

[ - ] lolxd 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 12:47:25 ago (+1/-0)

I'm more shocked you're here and actually looked at Sports Illustrated.

Stay Gay. Faggot.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 13:09:02 ago (+0/-0)

not that I care what you think, but it was a link from a news site. Liberty Daily or Gab or something.

[ - ] BadBoyBubby 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 11:48:58 ago (+1/-0)

I see some photo manipulation, could look very different from reality. If you haven’t said that this is a man I wouldn’t have guessed but something is off in his mid section

[ - ] BushChuck 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 10:02:00 ago (+1/-0)

That's either a man, or a man, bro.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 09:48:20 ago (+1/-0)

Well, it certainly isn't female.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 0 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 14:03:39 ago (+0/-0)

Honestly it’s much better than looking at something that at least looks like a chick than some giant fat bearded man in a dress bullshit with clown makeup. I mean wtf is that.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 13:35:56 ago (+0/-0)

Those that don't know, are disgusted by its' appearance anyway.

[ - ] con77 0 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 13:18:04 ago (+0/-0)

Smells like mangina

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 13:09:49 ago (+0/-0)

That bucket jaw that is the tell. If you belong in a heavy machinery lineup, you ain't no lady.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 0 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 12:25:45 ago (+0/-0)

hips are wrong and beer belly and tiny cock bump.