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Do you like the band Nickelback?

submitted by Centaurus to AskUpgoat 11 monthsMay 15, 2023 19:35:05 ago (+15/-1)     (AskUpgoat)

I was forced to hide my love of Nickelback from SBBH at old voat. But I would like to take this opportunity to come out of the Nickelback closet. Ya, that's right... I'M FUCKING GAY!!!


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 12 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2023 19:41:25 ago (+12/-0)

The singer is a horse-faced jew with kinky kike hair and nobody can convince me otherwise. Their commercial kike music is horrible. I used to watch a video every morning just to start my day of them in Argentina on stage getting rocks threw at them. kek

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2023 14:30:03 ago (+0/-0)

Never heard of them before.

[ - ] BushChuck 7 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2023 19:40:13 ago (+7/-0)

2/10 ---No "Fuck You" option---Would not recommend

[ - ] bosunmoon 7 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2023 19:38:48 ago (+7/-0)

What the fuck is joey's head?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2023 19:41:04 ago (+3/-0)

“The thing that was on Joey’s head was a champagne bucket that my wife and I got Chad for his housewarming, and it was somehow secured to his head by what appears to be a bra – I’m not sure about that, but I think it’s a bra,” recalls Kroeger.

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2023 19:43:05 ago (+2/-0)

I * a word.(that's gay)

[ - ] NukeAmerica 2 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 04:04:05 ago (+2/-0)

I don't know but look at this photograph!

[ - ] FacelessOne 6 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2023 21:57:17 ago (+6/-0)

Banned

[ - ] HeyJames 4 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2023 21:50:47 ago (+4/-0)

They had some decent songs on their first album but that song photograph is pretty bad and got played waaaaay too much.

They're a second rate bar band that got lucky. Not really horrible but very uninspiring

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 4 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2023 19:39:23 ago (+4/-0)

6) Who?

[ - ] GroundskeeperWillie 2 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 09:48:40 ago (+2/-0)

Look at this graaaaph.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2023 21:16:49 ago (+3/-0)

Was at a bar in hawaii and a loud ass Female Maplesyrupnigger probably half drunk walks in with her friend.

Bar tender asks what are we celebrating tonight ladies?!

Our first night in Hawaii WOOOOOOO!

Bartender asks where are you from?

Maplesyrupniggerland! WOOOOOOOO!

Bartender says we don't like Maplesyrupniggers in Hawaii.

Female Maplesyrupnigger says but hoooowai!

We just don't nothing personal.

Female Maplesyrupnigger says but we have nickleback!

Whole bar yells back WE FUCKING HATE NICKLEBACK!

Female Maplesyrupnigger starts crying Bartender tells her to leave.

Made my day.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 08:53:06 ago (+1/-0)

Haha are you a Hawaiian Wehewehe?

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 3 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2023 19:42:07 ago (+3/-0)

I don't like them, but I don't hate them. I don't think they deserve the hate. They have some good songs.

[ - ] mxcviel 2 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2023 22:25:25 ago (+2/-0)

lead guitar has name Chad, that's all I need to know... suck

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2023 21:01:25 ago (+2/-0)

These faggots stick up for rightfully beaten stupid women who refused to make sandwiches. Bunch of pussies.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 08:50:55 ago (+1/-0)

By extension, I hate anyone, that knows anyone, that likes Nickelback.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 08:25:32 ago (+1/-0)

I've never heard their stuff until today when looking them up on youtube. I've heard the name mentioned a few times, but I never gave them any consideration of my time before now. It looks like another pop rock band ripping off the late Ray Charles, which is kind of interesting in itself.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 06:38:31 ago (+1/-0)

Link to a recommended song?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 17:15:29 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] prominent_proboscis 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 05:47:26 ago (+1/-0)

meathead rock. nickelback represents the death throes of rock n roll drowning in a bathtub.

[ - ] NigNinja 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 04:11:32 ago (+1/-0)

Singer is a cunt

Drums are good

Lead guitarist is actually really good.

They have a handful of good songs, due to the guitarist, but again it's a shame the singer is an absolute cockwomble.

[ - ] Conspirologist -3 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 01:40:05 ago (+1/-4)

They are OK. But never had a memorable hit.

[ - ] Ex_hack 2 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2023 01:45:45 ago (+2/-0)

That's okay, the only memorable thing you've ever done is spam post like a crackhead nigger.