Mammy gets welfare lottery for second degree coon burns on shitlets leg after super nigger-hot McNugglet falls on said turdler. - Upgoat

Mammy gets welfare lottery for second degree coon burns on shitlets leg after super nigger-hot McNugglet falls on said turdler.
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 11 monthsMay 14, 2023 17:35:47 ago (+14/-1) (www.foxbusiness.com)
https://www.foxbusiness.com/retail/florida-mcdonalds-found-liable-after-happy-meal-leaves-4-year-old-girl-writhing-in-pain

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[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 11 monthsMay 14, 2023 19:26:06 ago (+3/-0)

the jury dismissed the argument that the Chicken McNuggets were defective.

And instead found the mother to be

The comments are fuckin gold and will probably be shoaed soon.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 3 points 11 monthsMay 14, 2023 19:22:42 ago (+3/-0)

Sounds like Mammy needs to be charged with child endangerment.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 3 points 11 monthsMay 14, 2023 17:37:01 ago (+3/-0)

Why do these shitskins always have different slave surnames from dey chirrins?

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 11 monthsMay 14, 2023 19:28:27 ago (+4/-0)

Cuuuuz dey babby deydee be fuckin shaneesahqwertahz sistahz seykond cuuuzins 2ice removed unkulz dawtuh baebee systuh!

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 11 monthsMay 14, 2023 19:34:35 ago (+2/-0)

OOGA *BOOOGAH!!!

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 11 monthsMay 14, 2023 21:05:45 ago (+2/-0)

Top-notch title. Would recommend.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 11 monthsMay 14, 2023 18:55:09 ago (+2/-0)

What a bullshit story.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 11 monthsMay 14, 2023 19:29:45 ago (+1/-0)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy goyess! Just accept it as truth!! You're country is currently being invaded errr uhh umm enriched by them!

[ - ] Hh 2 points 11 monthsMay 14, 2023 18:18:23 ago (+2/-0)

That money will go through their hands like water

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 11 monthsMay 14, 2023 19:30:59 ago (+1/-0)

Nah nigga ettll be awney rist lyke ice gnome seyin?!

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 11 monthsMay 15, 2023 03:11:18 ago (+1/-0)

How the hell do you find a chicken nugget defective? I'm surprised the mammy didn't just take her shitsprog in the back and just dunk it in the deep fryer to make some blacklins instead of cracklins

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 11 monthsMay 14, 2023 22:21:22 ago (+0/-0)

She gave her 3 year old hot food in a moving vehicle with no parental supervision. Doesn't sound as if the restaurant was negligent.

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