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This is probably why we didn't get a modern day king of the hill

submitted by anon to AnonTalk 1 yearMay 14, 2023 17:31:12 ago (+49/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/ga3qnx.mp4



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[ - ] anon 3189578 10 points 1 yearMay 14, 2023 18:19:37 ago (+10/-0)

The new king of the hill will suck because Hank will always come around to understand some liberal bullshit. Plus no cotton hill. Fuck that

[ - ] anon 1164097 3 points 1 yearMay 15, 2023 04:59:38 ago (+3/-0)

Bobby will be a faggot who goes troon instead of and accidental (asian) pussy slayer.

No more jokes about Peggys spanish.

Dale will know and embrace the cuckoldery.

Boomhauer will ask for enthusiastical consent.

[ - ] anon 2358787 0 points 1 yearMay 15, 2023 02:17:30 ago (+0/-0)

Oh god it's real

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 1 yearMay 14, 2023 19:35:51 ago (+5/-0)

I wish this were not an anon post so that I could upvote it.

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 1 yearMay 14, 2023 20:21:33 ago (+2/-0)

Be the racist Nazi you were always meant to be!

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2023 20:29:32 ago (+1/-0)

ZEIG HEIL!

[ - ] anon 1164097 1 point 1 yearMay 15, 2023 05:00:28 ago (+1/-0)

No be the one they claim you are, way more power.

[ - ] anon 3071602 1 point 1 yearMay 15, 2023 03:03:37 ago (+1/-0)

i have hundreds of fond happy memories hanging around and socializing with the favored lesser script writers (not Judge) of King of the Hill. I flaunted that factoid non-anon 7 or 8 years ago on old voat once, and I probably should leave it be, as it doxxes me to one, two or three of these locales : Bay Area, Texas (yes really), L.A.


So many memories. So many laughs. So long ago.

I can't believe my eyes are practically watering up from melancholy and maudlin spirits this moment. I guess you can only go back in time in your mind.

This phone is finally purged of old contacts, so my nicknacks, mementos, photos, and final read scripts are all that remains other than memories. I doubt they would remember me much at all, other than my antics and anecdotes. I remember them though. Hell I even remember Judge when he was a animator nobody, before frog-baseball beavis. I just viewed his recent nine 2023 season beavis and butthead episodes this month. he made a full season in 2022 too. If he got the old gang back together he could fund and release a new set of KOTH , but reteaming ensemble casts are best for one-shot movie specials.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1 yearMay 15, 2023 18:42:05 ago (+1/-0)

I admire your dedication and work ethic! ⚡️⚡️

[ - ] anon 1432101 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2023 19:46:36 ago (+0/-0)

Anon fag

[ - ] anon 2910131 2 points 1 yearMay 15, 2023 00:38:32 ago (+2/-0)

The original series was crap. It was extremely anti-White. Hank Hill represented White Texas and Texans with traditional values, and it always featured him contending with fucking liberals, and often he'd have to concede and conciliate to make peace. Hank was weak, and his wife was a piece of shit.

[ - ] anon 2358787 0 points 1 yearMay 15, 2023 02:18:54 ago (+0/-0)

Hank often had loose morals as well. He was often a bully and committed crimes to get his way or weasel out of taking responsibility for his bad actions.

[ - ] anon 1105374 2 points 1 yearMay 14, 2023 22:24:56 ago (+2/-0)

I don't want a modern version of King of the Hill. The original series is perfect the way that it is and I'd only accept a continuation of it.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1 yearMay 15, 2023 18:44:27 ago (+0/-0)

This.

[ - ] anon 2069275 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2023 23:05:39 ago (+1/-0)

In the old koth there was an odd episode mocking Michael Savage I never understood it and at the time neither did the rest of the internet.

Wonder if this new one will show an Alex Jones. Both shows take place in Texas. I can see it.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 yearMay 15, 2023 09:19:52 ago (+0/-0)

That show was boring enough to begin with, a modern sanitized version would be unwatchable.

[ - ] anon 2358787 0 points 1 yearMay 15, 2023 02:16:34 ago (+0/-0)

Hey there was the drag queen episode

[ - ] anon 4227428 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2023 21:24:21 ago (+0/-0)

Lefties always looked down on rednecks, but in 2016 lefties discovered their power.

[ - ] anon 4263295 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2023 22:55:12 ago (+0/-0)

It’s in the name. Red necks were the name given to the red scarf wearers who were the last armed insurrection that existed in the US.

[ - ] anon 5362426 -2 points 1 yearMay 14, 2023 18:11:51 ago (+1/-3)

They’re making a modern King of the Hill you absolute retard