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Mother's Day is this weekend, don't forget.
submitted by allAheadFull to whatever 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 17:46:11 ago (+32/-1) (whatever)

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[ - ] WhiteGoat 9 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 20:13:30 ago (+9/-0)

Story time gentiles:
I know a guy who worked at a bank stocking the ATM back in the day. He would get overtime to refill the ATM with cash on mother's day because it would run out. He said he could do it for father's day as well, but his manager said the ATM never runs out of cash on father's day.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 6 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 22:51:08 ago (+6/-0)

My mom has dementia, so if I don't call she won't even know

[ - ] 2Drunk 5 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 23:02:02 ago (+5/-0)

You will know... I hope you also know how niggers treat dementia patients in care homes...

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 07:11:22 ago (+0/-0)

My dad takes care of her, but he's a nigger, so

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 23:33:40 ago (+4/-0)

She could be president!

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 07:11:55 ago (+2/-0)

DEMENTED MOM 2024!!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 02:13:30 ago (+4/-0)

I don't really give a shit. Mine is a malignant narcissist who raised a child abusing sociopath who's never faced a consequence in her life.

[ - ] Breeder 4 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 19:58:06 ago (+4/-0)

My best friend just lost his mom to cancer a few weeks ago. At least give yours a call this weekend if you have the opportunity to.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 02:14:51 ago (+1/-1)

Nah I'm good.

[ - ] Ex_hack 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 21:07:06 ago (+3/-0)

I really envy you guys who had good parents. Both of my parents were complete fuck ups in life.

[ - ] zr855 5 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 22:04:12 ago (+5/-0)

You have a chance to right that with your own children and be the dad you wanted.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 02:14:34 ago (+2/-0)

Haven't been in a family since my old man died 23 years ago. Dad was a good dude. Shame a out everyone else.

He's still with me.

[ + ] Ex_hack

[ - ] Ex_hack 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 02:18:24 ago (+3/-0)

My Dad is doing 20 years for defrauding senior citizens.

[ + ] ItsOk2bArian

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 03:05:55 ago (+2/-0)

Nice, that's fucking commitment. I don't think I could work that hard for money. I'd rather doing something easy like outdoor construction

[ + ] 2017Fallout

[ - ] 2017Fallout -1 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 15:55:57 ago (+0/-1)

Better call Saul?

[ + ] Ex_hack

[ - ] Ex_hack 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 15:58:04 ago (+1/-0)

I'd rather my Dad just die in prison, he really wasn't a father in any real form.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 12, 2023 00:00:55 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 19:18:07 ago (+3/-0)

Thank you, I forgot

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 02:09:17 ago (+2/-0)

@big_fat_dangus with his mom
https://files.catbox.moe/ht7zww.jpeg

[ + ] SumerBreeze

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 05:12:57 ago (+1/-0)

“All women are whores - you whore! Don’t touch m— … mom can we get pizza tonight?”

[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 23:52:24 ago (+2/-0)

Woke ass Quebec is changing mother/Father’s Day to ‘parent day’

[ + ] ItsOk2bArian

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 03:08:07 ago (+0/-0)

Booooo, that has faggotry written all over it

[ - ] Name 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 18:16:18 ago (+2/-0)

Be you a Christian or an Atheist the Gateway of Life is still the same.

[ + ] ItsOk2bArian

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 4 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 03:09:32 ago (+5/-1)

Mother is the name for God on the lips of children

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 18:15:19 ago (+3/-1)

It’s a Hallmark holiday.
Everyday is a Mother's Day

[ - ] Peleg 4 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 18:52:24 ago (+4/-0)

Yep. Every day was mother's day for my mom. She was a wonderful mother and I miss her so much.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 23:51:06 ago (+2/-0)

Wish I could say the same, my mother is terrible

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 21:01:43 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 22:04:12 ago (+4/-3)

DONT WORRY I GOT SOMETHIN 4 ALL YA MOMS

[ + ] ItsOk2bArian

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 03:15:06 ago (+2/-0)

Is it candy and flowers?
I hope it's a pony
Whatever it is can you sign it, "For my best friends Mom"?

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 03:21:11 ago (+1/-0)

You dont know how to step child

Ask for the rolex.

[ + ] ItsOk2bArian

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 03:46:56 ago (+1/-0)

Ooooh, good thinking. Go for the gold