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Tickets for traffic infractions

submitted by ShitAlt to funny 1.1 yearsMay 9, 2023 12:44:40 ago (+29/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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LMAO


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[ - ] x0x7 3 points 1.1 yearsMay 9, 2023 13:57:41 ago (+3/-0)

I honestly don't even want to see them.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1.1 yearsMay 9, 2023 14:24:11 ago (+0/-0)

Why did the transvestite cross the road?

To get to the other side

[ - ] breh2 2 points 1.1 yearsMay 9, 2023 14:03:29 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 1.1 yearsMay 9, 2023 23:48:52 ago (+0/-0)

lol

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1.1 yearsMay 9, 2023 14:39:12 ago (+1/-0)

"I didn't think you gave tickets to pretty girls.

We don't... Sign here Sir.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 1.1 yearsMay 9, 2023 14:07:25 ago (+1/-0)

True story: last time I was pulled over, cop walks up and asks “is there a reason you are driving 137?”

I thought about telling the truth, it’s the number I set the cruise control to, instead I replied with a lie, “not particularly”.

He gave me a ticker for not having required paperwork ($110), a warning for speeding…., he smelled of Bud Light and butt sex

I got away super lucky

[ - ] ShitAlt [op] 1 point 1.1 yearsMay 9, 2023 14:09:18 ago (+1/-0)

LMAO yup you did.