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Never relax, and keep your decoy phone at the ready

submitted by big_fat_dangus to NiggerCulture 2.0 yearsMay 8, 2023 17:37:04 ago (+62/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/7hi8u2.mp4



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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 11 points 2.0 yearsMay 8, 2023 17:41:13 ago (+11/-0)

That was probably a stolen ph too.

[ - ] bobdole9 9 points 2.0 yearsMay 8, 2023 17:53:34 ago (+9/-0)

Here's hoping it's an IED. I'd do that if I was unfortunate enough to live in South America.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 5 points 2.0 yearsMay 8, 2023 18:34:29 ago (+5/-0)

Would you go for a small explosive or a fire-starter?

Personally I'd go for fire-starter and hope for the best.

[ - ] I_am_baal 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 8, 2023 18:53:09 ago (+3/-0)

I kind of like that idea more; it's loaded with plausible deniability, and those batteries are easy to turn into fire starters.

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 8, 2023 19:42:50 ago (+1/-0)

Why not both? An IED laced with thermite and napalm.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 8, 2023 19:58:58 ago (+1/-0)

Beca8se that's too obvious! We aren't jews, we can utilize tactful attacks.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 8, 2023 21:13:18 ago (+0/-0)

"napalm" not very portable.

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 9, 2023 00:55:01 ago (+1/-0)

it's just dawn, styrofoam, and gasoline

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 9, 2023 06:16:21 ago (+0/-0)

But you have to seal it or it's going to stink. So how does it light if it's sealed? Definitely doable but you are adding complexity.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 8, 2023 19:58:09 ago (+1/-0)

Haha iPhone: hotpants edition

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 8, 2023 23:38:10 ago (+0/-0)

The explosive lighter @zyklonbeekeeper was talking about would be my #1.

Decoy phone could burst into flames...handy for backpacks or other clothing.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 4 points 2.0 yearsMay 8, 2023 20:34:27 ago (+4/-0)

@bobdole9...reading your comment reminded me of a time in Costa Rica and we were warned about the "shadow" bombs and "vibration sensitive" explosives...this was in 96/97 and Limon was a bad spot...cigarette packages, Motorola "brick" phones and even Bic lighters were rigged to blow...block out the sun or picking something up off the sidewalk or in a "bano" could cause serious problems...I don't know if you're familiar with the way an explosive lighter works but it's pretty simple...SEMTEX BOOSTER putty with a .50 cal primer insert triggered by a spring "clap trap" mechanism all contained in the half body of the lighter (that faces down) will blow an arm off...they're actually pretty slick and simple...there's really nothing complicated to explosives other than knowing how much to apply in order to get the job done neatly...just thought I'd throw that in there.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 8, 2023 21:21:38 ago (+0/-0)

Haaa!

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 9, 2023 05:12:42 ago (+0/-0)

No money spend on the decoy phone, genius.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 6 points 2.0 yearsMay 8, 2023 17:49:48 ago (+6/-0)

Id rather keep my concealed weapon ready...but sure if you want the nigger to keep on niggin.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 9, 2023 05:15:32 ago (+1/-0)

Must be nice to live in a stand your ground state.

Greeting a jell Euro fag.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 9, 2023 13:21:29 ago (+0/-0)

Florida. 21 million residents. Over 2 million CCW permits. Be polite.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 16:49:48 ago (+0/-0)

It wouldnt matter where I live. Rules like that are for the soon to be dead.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 8, 2023 17:43:44 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 8, 2023 17:55:58 ago (+3/-0)

TIL urushiol is the organic compound in poison ivy and poison oak, along with the fruit of cashew trees.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 8, 2023 18:13:58 ago (+1/-0)

Mango skins, too, although not to the extent that everyone who touches them will get a rash.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 8, 2023 21:29:09 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] x0x7 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 9, 2023 06:19:42 ago (+0/-0)

Fun fact, urushiol has about the same consistency as motor oil. The difference is usually there is a lot less oil than you usually deal with with motor oil, and only a little bit will break someone into a rash. Yeah, it's going to get everywhere.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 9, 2023 13:19:57 ago (+0/-0)

Poison oak spread to my crotch once. Talk about miserable.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 9, 2023 03:18:45 ago (+2/-0)

Nah,

Step 1: Fumble the phone.
Step 2: Nigger bends over to pick it up.
Step 3: Donkey Punch!
Step 4: Goomba Stomp!

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 9, 2023 01:17:35 ago (+2/-0)

life in a shithole

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 8, 2023 21:07:32 ago (+2/-0)

Decoy phone? No. I will keep by my pistol and my fists

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 9, 2023 05:12:20 ago (+1/-0)

Now imagine, living in a pure white country where shit like that doesnt happen, pretty boring eh, diversity is the spice of life which we need because something something we dont season our food.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 8, 2023 21:20:27 ago (+1/-0)

Fukn niggers stealing from poor people

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 8, 2023 21:07:09 ago (+1/-0)

based

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 8, 2023 19:03:58 ago (+1/-0)

Bish gatdem bernerz awn lock!