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who tf drives these things

submitted by anon to askanon 1 yearMay 7, 2023 09:41:13 ago (+16/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 17 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 09:51:09 ago (+17/-0)

is that a jew in the background?

[ - ] anon 3578428 6 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 09:53:15 ago (+6/-0)

good eye. this guy will be handy in the upcoming civil war.

[ - ] anon 3392890 3 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 10:21:06 ago (+3/-0)

You sir are an inspiration.

[ - ] anon 1739608 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 16:36:41 ago (+0/-0)

Nice catch.

[ - ] anon 3453394 7 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 09:44:05 ago (+7/-0)

People who like visiting their mechanic.

[ - ] anon 3966313 5 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 09:56:39 ago (+5/-0)

There are lots a jeep rubi's on the road. Women mostly.

[ - ] anon 3282603 4 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 11:15:06 ago (+4/-0)

We call them mall crawlers. The women drivers never have a healthy bmi

[ - ] anon 3889082 4 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 12:09:13 ago (+4/-0)

There are no small trucks anymore. The S10 and Ranger are gone. The new Ranger and Colorado/Canyon are damn near full size trucks. The jeep outperforms them in towing and carrying capacity. Your only other small truck option is foreign, and they are not that small now, either.

However, those are expensive and jeep hasn't had it's shit together in at least a decade.

[ - ] anon 3238822 1 point 1 yearMay 7, 2023 14:27:12 ago (+1/-0)

You haven't seen the Ford maverick then. That thing is a tiny little thing

[ - ] anon 3889082 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 14:33:23 ago (+0/-0)

It's not an option worth mentioning. You're stuck with no power and cvt unless you pay a lot more. They're also much larger than an S10 or old style ranger, damn near the new Ranger or Colorado. I'm talking about overall footprint, not height. Maybe that was unclear?

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 14:56:16 ago (+0/-0)

The Maverick is the same width and length as a Fusion. Its a car truck...unlike the old Rangers which were just small trucks.

The 2.0L turbo is fun...in my car...no way that thing is "hauling" or "towing" much.

[ - ] anon 3238822 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 15:33:54 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not sure you realize just how gutless those old rangers and s10 were. They had no power. They're not any larger than those trucks were

[ - ] anon 3889082 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 21:06:17 ago (+0/-0)

V6 to v6, the Ford made more power despite 0.3 liters less engine. More than enough to pull a trailer with a sxs or small tractor etc. The maverick has a larger footprint than both of them.

[ - ] anon 3238822 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 21:41:08 ago (+0/-0)

A tractor?! Lol maybe if you changed the rear gears. Otherwise you'll be lugging so much your engine won't last long. Better to just get a early 2000s 5.3 silverado. Power to spare for that sort of thing. Would never ever consider pulling a tactor with a damn ranger lmao

[ - ] anon 3889082 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 22:32:14 ago (+0/-0)

Lol lmao bro, it can't be better to "get a full size truck" in a thread asking about small trucks. A small tractor like a Deere 1025r or even a 2 series with a bucket on a trailer is nothing for a ranger to roll down the interstate. Or a 4 man sxs or anything comparable.

If you're our resident mega row cropper, maybe a 10 series is small to you. I doubt a ranger would pull that down the interstate.

[ - ] anon 3889082 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 22:36:27 ago (+0/-0)

Lol lmao bro, it can't be better to "get a full size truck" in a thread asking about small trucks. A small tractor like a Deere 1025r or even a 2 series with a bucket on a trailer is nothing for a ranger to roll down the interstate. Or a 4 man sxs or anything comparable.

If you're our resident mega row cropper, maybe a 10 series is small to you. I doubt a ranger would pull that down the interstate.

[ - ] anon 3238822 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 22:59:13 ago (+0/-0)

That's a lawn mower ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Yes you can tow a lawn mower on a single axle trailer with a ranger. Anything smaller than a skid steer is not a "tractor".

[ - ] anon 3889082 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 23:20:52 ago (+0/-0)

Well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

[ - ] anon 6287582 1 point 1 yearMay 7, 2023 14:32:49 ago (+1/-0)

the Toyota Tacoma is probably the most American made vehicle on the market. Not only is it assembled domestically but over 70% of its parts are sourced domestically.

[ - ] anon 3235205 2 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 18:06:02 ago (+2/-0)

And on the corporate level the Japs are less jewish than we are so if we are worried about where the margin is going to the japs isn't the worst option.

[ - ] anon 3829824 1 point 1 yearMay 7, 2023 19:17:16 ago (+1/-0)

Subaru has a plant that makes the Legacy here.

[ - ] anon 1951340 1 point 1 yearMay 7, 2023 16:56:57 ago (+1/-0)

I have a family member that has an older Ranger that I borrow every once in a blue moon. I parked next to a Colorado last time I had it, I swear the Colorado was just as big as the '81 C/K full-size the same family member inherited from our grandfather.

[ - ] anon 1769971 [op] 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 14:28:23 ago (+0/-0)

Can those vehicles be driven using a regular drivers license?

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 15:10:14 ago (+2/-0)

Yes. In 'Murica, any four or more wheeled vehicle weighing under 10,000 pounds can be driven by anyone with a valid driver's license.

[ - ] anon 3889082 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 14:30:09 ago (+0/-0)

S10 and Ranger? What planet are you from?

[ - ] anon 7494429 4 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 10:04:42 ago (+4/-0)

Idk. Youโ€™re not off-roading with that long wheelbase. I see them all over now. Yuppie scum would be my guess.

[ - ] anon 3392890 5 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 10:24:28 ago (+5/-0)

I know someone that purchased one as a joke. Their accountant told them to dump some money by the end of the fiscal year on a purchase that could be depreciated. โ€œItโ€™s the most amazingly ugly thing Iโ€™ve ever seen. I had to have it.โ€

[ - ] anon 1421021 1 point 1 yearMay 7, 2023 19:39:05 ago (+1/-0)

I have a power wagon, wheelbase doesn't really matter too much. unless you're doing rock crawling retarded shit.

[ - ] anon 7494429 0 points 1 yearMay 9, 2023 09:58:11 ago (+0/-0)

Is it White?

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 1 yearMay 7, 2023 13:18:27 ago (+1/-0)

Only person I've ever met in real life to drive a vehicle like this was a shop chief in the air force. He was a 5'4" manlet who would raise hell if any of his food touched on his plate. He got a mcgoyslop burger that had ketchup on time. He looped back to the McGoy's which took us 15 minutes to go less than a mile due to traffic.

I hated working for that retard

[ - ] con77 1 point 1 yearMay 7, 2023 13:14:59 ago (+1/-0)

Under powered. WAAAY over priced. You think for $60K they could put the door hinges inside the thing.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 14:58:08 ago (+0/-0)

I didn't think Jeep could make anything bigger than a V6?

[ - ] anon 1421021 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 19:39:43 ago (+0/-0)

you mean mopar?

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 19:44:59 ago (+0/-0)

No, normal Jeeps. Dodge has their muscle engines they can drop in, but normal Jeep Whateverthetruck is a V6.

I could be a retard; not a Dodge fan. The 90s were not a good time.

[ - ] anon 1421021 1 point 1 yearMay 7, 2023 19:47:00 ago (+1/-0)

There are V8 jeeps like the grand cherokee and there is a version of the new Rubicon and Gladiator with V8 HEMI. They have to do it because Bronco is kicking their ass with V8

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 1 yearMay 7, 2023 12:26:08 ago (+1/-0)

The fucker in the fast lane going 5mph under the limit.

[ - ] anon 8599785 1 point 1 yearMay 7, 2023 10:59:12 ago (+1/-0)

The people Protocols of Zion talks about on first page in first paragraph. Maybe second paragraph too.

[ - ] anon 2100015 0 points 1 yearMay 8, 2023 00:35:40 ago (+0/-0)

Needs more punisher skulls.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 1 yearMay 8, 2023 00:25:06 ago (+0/-0)

Floridians love them. No accounting for good taste.

[ - ] anon 2133390 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 16:37:57 ago (+0/-0)

Phil Anselmo has a white one that he drives when he comes up here to my neck of the woods.

[ - ] anon 3238822 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 14:25:12 ago (+0/-0)

Jeeps are shit. A heavy duty truck has the same type of chassis and can haul stuff

[ - ] anon 4063771 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 13:46:18 ago (+0/-0)

They're over the top but can still look proper if given a higher profile tire and bull bars.

https://s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/dealer-inspire-vps-vehicle-images/b902-11000909/1C6HJTAG4NL146055/4a18b3ae890caca0d4271a1381a5bf54.jpg

Beats some iterations of the bronco which is basically a Ford escort:

https://carfax-img.vast.com/carfax/v2/5665940695080871709/1/640x480

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 13:28:08 ago (+0/-0)

I see plenty of those in my area and it's always some douchebag narcissist

[ - ] anon 1747608 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 12:12:34 ago (+0/-0)

@Muffin

[ - ] anon 2230561 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 12:09:58 ago (+0/-0)

I always hated Jeep trucks. There's actually wuite a few new ones on the road. I saw one that was lifted and it looked okay but you couldn't give me one. Like Jeep CJ's or Wranglers --they have no room.

[ - ] anon 2133473 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 11:58:20 ago (+0/-0)

Classical literature enthusiasts?

[ - ] anon 2972010 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 11:52:40 ago (+0/-0)

Women

[ - ] anon 4246328 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 11:24:19 ago (+0/-0)

people who need neither pickups nor jeeps with pockets full of redistributed money. AKA a non-jeep fag hauler.

[ - ] anon 2918744 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 11:03:27 ago (+0/-0)

I like the Idea of a jeep pickup, I prefer the FC150, but a gladiator with the 707Hp engine and in purple crush will do.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 11:02:58 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] anon 4251713 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 10:46:02 ago (+0/-0)

People who live out west.

[ - ] anon 4012999 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 10:38:22 ago (+0/-0)

I've seen a few around here. I imagine that it appeals to men who want a Wrangler but work in construction or something.

[ - ] anon 2230561 4 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 12:11:50 ago (+4/-0)

no real construction worker would be caught dead in a jeep truck.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 yearMay 7, 2023 15:06:50 ago (+1/-0)

The equivalent of wearing Daisy Duke cutoffs to work.

[ - ] anon 1739608 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 16:40:56 ago (+0/-0)

General Lee speaking.

[ - ] anon 4012999 0 points 1 yearMay 8, 2023 17:49:55 ago (+0/-0)

Sure, but Jeeps are just as unreliable as Rams. Maybe that's the appeal?

[ - ] anon 3192700 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2023 10:35:21 ago (+0/-0)

I too hate those shit look things

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