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Now that is a NIGGER

Need to beat that nigger back into slavery

great. now youre 3 ft further after shoving two people out of your way. is it gonna shove everyone between it and the door? because the monkey cant wait in its seat for 5 minutes?

We need more of this shit! Those women more than likely thought of themselves as anti racist and a friend to the noble Africans. then this nigger shows up and acts like a nigger to them.

My darling daughter,

I want to talk to you about something very important today: making up the rules as you go. You know, because sometimes life doesn't come with an instruction manual, and you just have to wing it.

Now, I'm sure you've heard the saying "rules are made to be broken," but let me tell you, it's even better when you make up your own rules! You're a smart, independent woman with a heart of gold, so don't let anyone else tell you how to live your life.

Sure, you might stumble a bit along the way, but as your dad, I can tell you that making mistakes is just part of the journey. Just like that time you tried to ride your bike down the stairs and ended up with a broken arm. But hey, you learned a valuable lesson, right? Stairs are for walking, not biking.

So, my dear daughter, as you venture out into the world and take on new challenges, don't be afraid to take risks and try new things. Who knows, you might just invent a new game, like "butterfly wrestling" or "sock puppet charades." Just remember to always trust your instincts and have fun.

And when life throws you a curveball, don't worry about following someone else's playbook. Create your own rules, your own path, and your own destiny. And if all else fails, just remember the three most important rules of life: laugh, love, and never run with scissors.

I love you more than watermelon (which, as you know, is a lot),

Dad

Airplanes need choke hold officers.

This is why I avoid flying and if it's unavoidable I pay for first class. The process is painful enough without niggers. Niggers ruin everything

Nigger: makes rules
Also nigger: can't follow any rules

I was waiting for someone to deck or detain that uppity nigger.

I hate them more with every breath I take

Note to self: learn ventriloquist talking, for situations like that. "Nnnnnnnnnniger!" <looks around to see who said that>

Niggers...🙄👈

Obviously when you was makin yo own rules deyt jaykit aint come into pley! Gnome seyin?!

Try to high five the nog in the five head.

Well you see making shit up as you go can be a great thing, thats if you know how to apply set rules, else you are fucked.