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Count Affirmations

submitted by UncleDoug to Red_Pills 11 monthsMay 5, 2023 07:55:45 ago (+55/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] GrayDragon 6 points 11 monthsMay 5, 2023 08:10:22 ago (+6/-0)

I'm 50, but this is giving me hope!

[ - ] NukeAmerica 1 point 11 monthsMay 5, 2023 18:04:28 ago (+1/-0)

It's never too late to get a job.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 11 monthsMay 5, 2023 09:37:41 ago (+4/-0)

Im in my forties. Is there hope that I could still impale at this point?

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 11 monthsMay 5, 2023 10:08:48 ago (+1/-0)

Well, your 20s were your prime impaling years. But, if you stay fit and keep your spear sharp you can impale at any age.

[ - ] prototype 1 point 11 monthsMay 5, 2023 16:16:32 ago (+1/-0)

Im in my forties. Is there hope that I could still impale at this point?

Too late! You shoulda been getting impaled in your twenties, by your husband!

edit: God dammit, just saw your comment Portmanure. Beat me to it by six hours.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 11 monthsMay 5, 2023 17:24:10 ago (+0/-0)

Too late! You shoulda been getting impaled in your twenties, by your husband!
Ew

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 11 monthsMay 5, 2023 18:05:36 ago (+0/-0)

No one is going to impale you now.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 11 monthsMay 5, 2023 08:25:19 ago (+4/-0)

"It's about sending a message"

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 11 monthsMay 5, 2023 08:35:34 ago (+4/-1)

One hahaha Two hahaha Three! Three impaled muslims!

[ - ] ShitAlt 2 points 11 monthsMay 5, 2023 08:04:56 ago (+3/-1)*

He made turk kabobs out of 2 ottoman armies.

[ - ] prototype 1 point 11 monthsMay 5, 2023 16:17:25 ago (+1/-0)

He made turk kabobs out of 2 ottoman armies.

Thats a lot of kabab!

[ - ] ShitAlt 0 points 11 monthsMay 5, 2023 16:21:35 ago (+0/-0)

😉

[ - ] 15MAR 1 point 11 monthsMay 5, 2023 21:27:46 ago (+1/-0)

Modern bleeding hearts call him a psycho, they don't understand the reality of keeping your people alive against overwhelming odds which you simply could not win against with traditional military tactics.

The previous Wallachian princes pursued a policy of submission to the Ottoman Sultan, something that would have surely ended in eventual integration into the empire. It happened to the Greeks, Bulgarians, and Serbians, which unfortunately were swallowed into the Ottoman Empire completely. For nearly six uninterrupted centuries these peoples suffered the Turkish yoke, and the genetic consequences of such a fate is still felt to this day, especially in Greece.

The Turks could have easily conquered Wallachia as well. But to gaze upon such a macabre picture, thousands of your countrymen slaughtered and morbidly displayed, was enough to convince the Sultans that monetary tribute was a good enough gain from these psycho peasants. And because of such a "sadistic" ruler as Vlad III Drăculești the Impaler, the Vlach (Romanian) people were free of the Devshirme System and free of Islamic proselytization.